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The revolutionary new undergarment whose time has come.
The Chupaca Bra*.
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*From Fox News, of course, where they would probably also gag on the word chihuahua (chi who-a who?)
Put your hands up and step away from the terminal
Introducing Photoshop Disasters . . .
hat tip to Dreaded Purple Master.
Y’know, it’s really not that tough to do a good Photoshop. All it takes is a decent concept and a modicum of technique. The nightmares posted on Photoshop Disaster all seem to be advertising/publishing tasks gone horribly wrong. One question, really: where was the editor — drunk, suicidally depressed, blind?
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I’m thinking of hosting a new contest, one which would promote my medical website. What sort of contest would achieve the best results, though? Maybe Dan can tell me the most effective way to boost some of my pages on Google. I already have a lock on ear wax (look at the number two spot!) but I’d like to snag a similar high rating for something like sinusitis, dizziness, or snoring.
Any suggestions?
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And not even a good fake
What’s wrong with this picture?
Write your answers in the form of questions and cue appropriate music. My question below the fold . . .
He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear.
Michelle Duggar is pregnant with number 18, which means it’s time for me to unleash more Duggary goodness. If you read that article, you’ll note that Michelle decided to break the news to her kids on the Today Show.
Guess she could have been more tactless. Guess she could have announced on Maury Povich.
Media junkies. Since the Duggars wanna be the rock stars of extreme fecundity, I thought I would give them a few glamour poses . . . a chance, perhaps, to catch Hollywood’s eye.
See you below the cut.
The new do
My son won’t go for the Mohawk, but I’m an adventurous guy. #2 cut? No way.
Today, I went for the #1.
Bet you always wondered what we keep beneath those lab coats.
Listen. Publishers. To sweeten the deal, I have arranged for my own cover art.
Yes, I know my heroine needs to make an appearance on the cover. Perhaps my publisher would be kind enough to photoshop her in?
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Falafel Boy is gonna hunt you down!
“[N]o longer will these smear merchants be allowed to get away with it, as long as I’m in the chair. As long as I’m here, I’m hunting them down. And that means everybody.”
Here’s the question. Has Bill O’Reilly finally lost it, or is this business as usual?
More from Media Matters (the Bugs Bunny to O’Reilly’s Fudd):
“I’m going to go right where they live. Every corrupt media person in this country is on notice, right now. I’m coming after you.” He went on to warn: “You smear somebody and you can’t back it up, you’re gonna get it. … You go after somebody’s family, you go after them and smear them with defamation that you can’t back up, I’m coming to your house. I’m coming to your house. You’ll have a camera up your nose. OK?”
Birthday Cake for Kate
It’s Kate‘s birthday today (and mine). Y’all know I want pie for my birthday. But Kate?
She wants cake.
Where’s Gonzo?
You’ve played Where’s Waldo with your kids, right? So you’re an old hand at this.
Find Gonzo.
Having trouble? Look again: