Balls and Walnuts
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The new do
My son won’t go for the Mohawk, but I’m an adventurous guy. #2 cut? No way.
Today, I went for the #1.
I think I look like a myopic Jewish non-enamel-bleached deranged Bruce Willis*. What do you think?
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Major Shout-out!
Read Kate’s Bullwer-Lyttonesque porn.
He seized her with hands roughed by years of work in the global hummus industry. Nico had started at the bottom, she recalled as he kneaded the flesh of her bottom.
All that and so much more.
D.
*I need to learn to do the chin-tuck the way Bruce does. Hides the waddle.
Bruce’s beard is longer, so that’s why his waddle is hidden. I’d say your description is accurate. Bruce Willis must be going to those tanning beds.
For your next do: the Headblade.
Very nice! The angles on the photos are different–you’d look more alike if you matched the angle.
But you look good 🙂
M
Sis: yeah, I was too lazy to photoshop myself a tan.
Pat: yeeeha, then I could look like a myopic deranged Howie Mandel!
Michelle: graz, kid 😉
Tans are easy – just crank up the orange. You need to drop your jaw a little more, and crank those eyebrows down in the middle, and you’ll be a dead ringer.
One of the little tricks is always to photograph from above the subject, even a just a little bit. You shot from below, and even 18 year old anorexics will get some excess under the chin when shot from there.
Nice do, by the way. Wash n’ go!
Thanks for the tips! I was wondering why I looked like an overweight zombie 🙂
Love it. I think most women will agree that bald is sexy.
Is it all that testosterone, or merely the dickhead effect?
One or the other, or both perhaps.
bald is most definately sexy. have you seen my boyfriend? he rocks the bald-with-sideburns look. i lurrrve it.