Thirteen favorite photoshoppes

Another lazy-bones thirteen involving (I hope) little or no effort on my part. On the upside: for those of you reading my maiden voyage into the seas of romance, I’ve written about 2000 words since the weekend.

Below the cut: my thirteen best photoshoppes.

1. Remember the Hannukah Lobster?

Louie the Jewish Lobster never achieved the star status of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I’m still fond of the little guy.

2. A few of you — way too few of you — know about Bare Rump‘s escapades with Martha Stewart and Keanu Reeves.

They are such a cute couple. Forget about Brangelina.

3. What, you don’t believe Bare Rump met Keanu Reeves? I have proof.

4. Lawn Elvises. ‘Nuff said.

5. Bare Rump brings up such fab memories. Remember when she crashed the cast party for All My Children?

6. And then there was the time Bare Rump guest-blogged for me, reviewing three books by Bronwyn Webweaver.

Note thought bubbles.

7. Enough Bare Rump. What you guys really need is more of me. Like this.

8. And this.

9. Um, and this, too:

10. I would be remiss if I didn’t include at least a couple of my political photoshoppes. Like Bill O’Reilly, for example — that big baby.

11. . . . and the Dubya limbo:

12. But with only thirteen spots to fill, I have to include my two absolute favorites. Remember the Saugeen Stripper?

Perhaps not the most talented job of photoshopping, but that image gets me about ten hits a day. Go, Elmo!

13. I’m ashamed to admit how much time I spent on this one (from Sex Ed, Self Taught):

Where babies come from. Did you have to ask?

Honorable Mention: the Reverend Pat Robertson.

Leave a comment, and I’ll link to your 13 right here. Where? Here.

Darla works her glutes for us!

Kris’s summer reading list

Don’t let May get anywhere near a French patisserie!

Congratulations Kate Rothwell & Hubs, 21 years of excruciating marital bliss

Make no mistake about it, Trish is NOT doing today’s Thirteen.

D.

8 Comments

  1. Walnut says:

    I guess #7 doesn’t count as a Photoshop, but I like it just the same 😉

  2. Darla says:

    Lawn Elvis has me giggling, but Elmo… that’s just wrong.

  3. Kris Starr says:

    I need something to scrub out my brain after all of those, Doug. Oy.

    And my 13 is up, too. Not neary as creative and exciting as yours, but hey…. 😉

  4. May says:

    Mine’s up too, Doug. Second post on the page.

  5. May says:

    UGH!!!

    Brain Damaged, brain damaged, you doctors come up with a cure for that yet, Doug? I need it, like, in 9 hours–exams start then.

    I love this TT!

  6. May says:

    LOL. You did spell it right, and it’s too late. With the right recipe, delicious things of all kinds are possible!

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  8. trish says:

    LOVE #7. You’re too cute. 🙂

    Happy TT! Mine are up.