Balls and Walnuts
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I don’t know how you single-topic bloggers do it.
Four days of Snape-bloggery, and I’ve had enough. I hate to be tied to a single topic. That’s the real reason why I had to kick him and Mrs. Snape out yesterday.
That, and my fear that the REAL authors who read my blog will worry that their character will be next! If Hoffman will do Rowling fanfic, no one’s safe. Griffin Calverson might show up to render his version of How to Handle a Woman. Dr. Cherijo Veil could be forced to lecture us on the barbarous medical practices of the 21st Century, and Dubric would feel obliged to investigate that dead body we swept under the rug last week.
Justin Delgado might have to come ’round to pop a cap in my ass, but Lili, with access to so many psychics, you already knew that. On a brighter note, all you erotica writers might each donate one of your characters, and we could have quite the orgy, yessirree. That chick at the top of Selah’s blog can sit on my desk. I don’t care if she’s 96 by now — she’s hot. Sam, if you would send over Darla’s Valentine, I’d be much obliged.
I’d pimp my own characters, except y’all tend to run the other way whenever Bare Rump has a guest spot.
Anyway . . . I’m back.
D.
Reading a book hurts your TV’s feelings…stop it!
Heh. A Dr. Cherijo Veil fan fic would be tres amusing. Except, I can’t remember if PBW was one of the authors who rang in on the ongoing (and tiresome) fanfic controversy with a “fan fickers will be boiled in oil” stance.
Hee.
I think it would be easy to do the political blog thing (lots of material), except it would keep me so worked up, I’d never do any other writing.
Hey sweetie, you can have Justin if you want. His cap-popping days are past (the next Society book, if I write it, will center on Cath) and I’d love to see what you come up with. *grin*
Besides, Del likes you. He wouldn’t cap you without feeling some serious remorse. *wink*
(looking around for Lee Goldberg)
I’m cool with non-profit fanfic.
(runs away and hides under the bed)
As long as you don’t write Kjartan/Roderic slash. 🙂
Oh, and give Bare Rump some guest spots; I like her.
The Snape stuff was fun, but I can understand about single topics. I blog about a lot of different subjects, too (except politics, that’s not my thing).
Bare Rump! We promise to return the human who owns the computer if you give us more of that delightful, lovely, brilliant, sexy, talented,…did we mention incredibly hawtness of her? Thank you,
Beard’s spiders
PS We’d appreciate some more cigars and bourbon too, poker night is getting a dry over here.
Okay, my two living Bare Rump fans (not counting my wife and son) want her back. Hmm . . . will I write a blog for four readers?
Heck yeah. But I’ll have to wait for inspiration to strike. You can do only so many jokes about giant spiders accidentally eating humans.
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Okay, it’s done. Bare Rump will be doing this Monday’s Smart Bitches Day post. It may not make Beth’s stringent requirements for an SBD, but BR’s many many fans will enjoy it nonetheless.
I don’t know how you do it just from a creativity standpoint, so I can’t imagine how much energy it takes to write the stuff. I don’t comment to Snape because I’m truly afraid of his magic.
Why, thank you, Blue Gal. If it makes you feel any better, Snape is truly afraid of your panties.
Can you imagine Dubric and Cherijo discussing a case? Oh, man… talk about a clash of culture and medicine!!! That would be so cool!