Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Kate and I have done it. What’s the matter with the rest of you?
We’ve signed on to the Online Blogintegrity Statement of Principles, which includes:
NO CUSSIN’. Fuck that cursing shit. I mean, like, fuck it. FUCK.
Hey, I don’t understand half of those other Principles, but I get that one. I’m sold.
So . . . what are you waiting for? Do it!
The one-nippled* Starship Captain commands you!
D.
*I’m deadly serious. I’ve magnified it 400% in Paint Shop Pro and the dude has no left nipple.Â
We are proud to welcome someone with such a clear and profound dedication to Science.
Prosthetic nipples. That’s what Shatner needs.
How do we know they’ve done it without seeing Kirk pull a boot onto his foot?
No flirting?
Sorry, can’t sign on to that one. What’s the point in being the sxKitten if you’re not allowed to flirt?
So, big boy, what’s your sign?
Does it work like those revirginizing programs? I’ve been informed that discussing positive aspects of books I disliked shows a lack of integrity, so maybe mine’s already gone. (Yes, I’m still fuming.)
Yeah, I’ll sign up. What the fuck.
sxKitten, I choose to employ a very restrictive definition of flirting, you red hot mama you.
Darla: Oh. My. God. (Sorry GOD, I wasn’t talking to you.) Why does that site feel so much like Scientology to me? Maybe because it’s programmed in endodecimal! Where do you find this stuff?
GOD: fuck yeah! And welcome to my blog, Ma’am.
Doug, I spend hours looking these things up just for you.
OOOO! Does this mean I can I dress like Elrond? That guy’s got style, I tell you.
Sure, Robyn, but you’ll need the ears, too.
Darla, if you would like to guest blog on getting revirginized, just let me know 🙂
Hoffman, the sixties were really good for you, weren’t they? *wink* ROFL – trying to decide if you were stoned then and just now coming back to pick up the thread of something that interested you back then…or if you’ve been dipping into those rich Jewish dishes too often this week.
By the way – I should start a folder on my hard drive of Just Doug recipes. You have no idea how many of them I’m trying.
I’ll sign it whatever the hell it is. I don’t give a fuck what the shit is, hand me the fucking pen.
So who has William Shatner’s other nipple? Did it get sold on Ebay, too?
Lyn, don’t forget you can use the Categories list on the left to sort by recipes (click on Food).
PoP: here’s the fucking pen. Now, sign it!
BG: Did you ever see this old James Garner movie, They Only Kill Their Masters? Featured savage nipple-biting Dobermans. That’s what happened.
Nice. Real nice. Like having 2 nipples makes you “cool.”
I’ve had to put up with that way of thinking my whole life, and now I get it from you.
I hear ya, Robot. Try living with three.