Artist pal Kenney Mencher has a new show in Oakland. (I’ll edit this on Monday morning to give a link to the show.) He sent me the announcement last week, which reminded me — it’s been a while since I shouted him out.
Neat pix below the cut. (more…)
I’m sick, folks, siiiiiiick, with some sort of gastrointestinal thing. I have no appetite, I’m bloated, and the only reason I don’t feel like throwing up is the fact I have 4 milligrams of Zofran coursing through my bloodstream. Zofran, the Mercedes of anti-emetics.
This might be my only post for the day. I want to crit a friend’s chapter, then it’s back to bed for me. But first, I wanted to introduce you to a lovely critter, Hirudo medicinalis, the medicinal leech. Here’s a hungry leech,

and here’s a well fed leech, (more…)
Politics. Nothing but politics. Maybe because it’s the end of a rough week, or I pushed myself hard at the gym today, or I had too much sake at the NWTEC Internet Cafe tonight mit mein frau. Or maybe I’m just itching to have y’all tell me I’m full o’ kaka.
Celebrities and thier wardrobe malfunctions.
It’s so nice to have a li’l cream for my morning coffee.
D.
Here’s another dorm photo. It’s not me — I don’t think I’ve ever had that much hair — so I pixelated the face to protect the guilty party. Aren’t I nice?
I’ve written previously about the B’nai B’rith Youth Organization, a Jewish youth group that aimed to convince parents their kids were meeting Jewish teens of the opposite sex, while simultaneously introducing us kids to the joys of cheap beer and stem-rich pot. I can thank BBYO for getting me rip-roaring vertiginous drunk for the first time in my life on — oh, Lord, I’m so ashamed — Schlitz. From a keg. God help me.
On the way home from that BBYO Social (such a wholesome name for it, don’t you think?) I realized I had forgotten my house key. At 2:30 AM, sheepishly, drunkenly, I knocked on my own back door. My dad opened it, and I said, “Fuller brush!”
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Thirteen Bad Habits Too many of you want to kiss this frog and see what he turns into. Maybe not the guys in my audience, but I don't write my blog for you anyway. Yes, when I envision my audience, they all have boobs and wonderful clutchable hips. Even the guys.
What, you frog-kissers are still interested? Damn. You folks are tough.
If you're still interested in kissing the frog, you are truly smitten, or hopeless, or both.
Leave a comment, and I'll link to your Thirteen list here. J.M. Carr knows the truth about turtles, and teases me with crabcakes Verbal boners from Kate. Sorry, I just love those two words in the same sense. Boners. Kate. Hah! Katherine has photos of yawning dogs, fat cats, and beautiful people Caryn, a fellow writer, reminds me why I dislike Las Vegas
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The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged!
Yatta yatta yatta. Boy, am I sick of that paragraph.
From Christine:
9 lasts:
last cigarette: clove cigarette, freshman year at Berkeley, 1979. Um, we’re talking tobacco, right?
last beverage: Aquafina water. Last alcoholic beverage: see yesterday’s post.
last kiss: the wife, natch.
last movie seen: Sin City again and again on cable.
last phone call: Karen, to let her know what yummy leftovers I had in store for her downstairs. Committee meeting tonight, so I cannot fulfill my husbandly kitchen duties.
last cd played: Soul Coughing Ruby Vroom
last bubble bath: 1999
last time you cried: Karen was watching Truly, Madly, Deeply last night, and I walked in on the part where Rickman says to his wife, “Do you want me to go?” and she grabs him around the neck sobbing, “No, never,” and I got choked up instantly and left the room.
8 have you evers:
have you ever dated one of your best friends: No.
have you ever skinny dipped: Yes. Kind of. No one knew.
have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: Yes. Elementary school, on a dare.
have you ever fallen in love: Oh, yeah.
have you ever lost someone you loved: Yup.
have you ever been depressed: That’s the default state.
have you ever been drunk and thrown up: Yes, and I won’t touch Riesling because of it.
7 states you’ve been to:
1. California
2. New York
3. Nevada
4. Utah
5. Arizona
6. Washington
7. Louisiana
Yes, that’s Christine’s list, too, but it’s still true for me.
6 things you’ve done today:
1. Took out some tonsils.
2. Took out some adenoids.
3. I WILL be working out soon.
4. Received two books from Barnes and Noble, and one — gaaak! — is from Publish America. How did that happen?
5. Ate some trail mix to carbo load for my workout.
6. Cleaned the glass on our frog tank.
5 favorite things in no order:
1. Sex, particularly sex without restrictions
2. Cooking for friends
3. Writing something GOOD and sharing it with my family
4. Spending an afternoon in a bookstore
5. Trying out a new restaurant with my family
4 people you can tell [almost] anything to:
1. Karen
2. …
3. …
4. …
Sorry. Despite my lack of shame, there really are some things — lots of things — I keep between me and my wife.
3 wishes:
1. Sell my trilogy to a publisher and have it become such a big hit that people name a new genre after my work. Alta kaka punk, perhaps.
2. I wish Karen’s health would improve to the point where we can travel together again.
3. I want my son to have a great life.
2 things you want to do before you die:
1. Travel all over the damned place.
2. Get tormented by a dominatrix with my wife’s consent. In fact, ideally, Karen would be there watching, cackling with delight.
1 thing you regret:
1. Choosing science over the humanities. It was the smart play (earnings potential, job security, etc.), but I wonder what I would have done if I had taken the other road.
Why don’t we work this like the Thursday Thirteen? If you feel like participating in this meme, let me know in the comments, and I’ll post a link to your blog below this line.
Here we go:
Kris Starr feels like an 8th Grader
Blue Gal always has the best panties
Dean takes a break from driving the back roads
WordMunger didn’t go to law school, and neither did IÂ
D.
Munching on Pepperidge Farm cookies this evening whilst drinking an ultra dry martini made from Hendrick’s gin*, it occurred to me it would be fun to write a post on branding. Specifically, which brands do we as a family deeply care about?
Psssst.
Hey, you Americans. I know y’all have nothing to hide, but do you really want the same people who shoot their friends in the face at point blank range to be listening to your phone conversations?
Sign Senator Byrd’s petition calling for “a nonpartisan, independent commission to investigate and determine the legality of the President’s actions.” Think about it: if the President has nothing to be afraid of, he shouldn’t mind having an independent commission looking into his affairs. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, no?
Please, sign the petition, and go the extra mile to shout it out on your blog.
No politics this evening, I promise.
D.

I pinched this picture of Sproul Plaza from ollin.net. Of his Berkeley experience, the author writes,
I was attracted to the idea of going to U.C. Berkeley for the reputation it has around the world for being politically radical and a place of great intellectual stimulation. That and the fact that I had lived in Los Angeles all of my life. I wanted something new, I wanted to experience less oppressive living conditions than those that I faced while I lived in Watts and commuted to school in the more affluent westside of Los Angeles.
I could have written something similar, except instead of Watts yatta yatta yatta I would have to substitute “my parent’s household.” But, still. Berkeley was “the bird sanctuary,” as my ultra-conservative calculus teacher put it; and if the town had given him the willies, I would be right at home.
And, I was.
I went hunting for a picture of Sproul Plaza because my last post got me thinking about Berkeley in the early 80s. Sad to say, the Young Republicans were the fastest growing group on campus. The student body was swinging to the right, even though the city was (and still is) firmly at the polar left.
True, when Reagan won the election in ’80, people flocked to the streets for candlelight marches. And, true, the threat of a draft followed (or preceded) by an imperialistic invasion of El Salvador or Nicaragua brought us out into Sproul Plaza by the hundreds. But the heyday of UC Berkeley protest had passed. Without the Vietnam War or the draft to galvanize the student body, our activism could and would only go so far. Even Insane Anglo Warlord (a rearrangement of Ronald Wilson Reagan, popular at the time) and the threat of unilateral aggression against Central America couldn’t push us as far as we should have been pushed.
Daniel Ellsberg spoke to us one day in Sproul Plaza, a noontime demonstration in protest of America’s policies towards El Salvador. Towards the end of the protest, he instructed the students to lie down and play dead. I didn’t understand the image at the time, and I still don’t. Did he mean to provide a living illustration of the dead and injured which would follow from a Central American invasion? I don’t know. I laid down with everyone else (peer pressure, what can I say) while the Feds milled around at the edges of the crowd, snapping pictures.
The next day, activist Stoney Burke gathered a crowd (as he usually did, and as he apparently still does. Nice to see that Stoney is still giving ’em hell!) He surprised us by railing against Ellsberg who, as you might imagine, was one of our heroes. But Stoney couldn’t forgive him for having us all lie down. As best I can recall, what he said was: That’s what they want you to do — lie down — and that’s exactly the last thing you should do.
Back then, me and the other guys talked a lot about what we would or wouldn’t do. Should we put in our names for Selective Service? Burn the forms? How public should we be about it?
Should we step forward, or lie down?
I feel like I’ve been lying down most of my life, and I’m sick to death of it.
There’s something swirling in this head of mine, something that feels like activism. Maybe I’m thinking along these lines because I received my copy of Crashing the Gates today, and the more of it I read, the angrier I get. Or maybe I’m still thinking of V.
From Alan Moore’s foreword to V for Vendetta:
Naïveté can also be detected in my supposition that it would take something as melodramatic as a near-miss nuclear conflict to nudge England towards fascism . . . .
It’s 1988 now. Margaret Thatcher is entering her third term of office and talking confidently of an unbroken Conservative leadership well into the next century. My youngest daughter is seven and the tabloid press are circulating the idea of concentration camps for persons with AIDS. The new riot police wear black visors, as do their horses, and their vans have rotating video cameras mounted on top. The government has expressed a desire to eradicate homosexuality, even as an abstract concept, and one can only speculate as to which minority will be the next legislated against. I’m thinking of taking my family and getting out of this country soon, sometime over the next couple of years. It’s cold and it’s mean spirited and I don’t like it here anymore.
It’s a new century, and the times are far worse than depicted in this, Moore’s 1988 time capsule. As we watch Bush and his cronies wriggle out of one fiasco after another, whether it be something as subtle as spying on your political critics, as disdainful of human life as the bungling of the Hurricane Katrina disaster, as flagrantly treasonous as outing a CIA operative for political payback, or as crass as shooting your hunting buddy-slash-campaign contributor in the face at ten paces — yeah, I could go on, I haven’t even touched on Iraq, Abu Ghraib, or Guantanamo — it would be easy to give in to hopelessness.
And yet I feel hopeful. Why? Because we’re in the majority, and thanks to the blogosphere, we have a voice. We’re getting organized, smart . . . and active.
We’re not going away. We’re not lying down.
D.