Nipples, damn it! Does there have to be another reason?

Celebrities and thier wardrobe malfunctions.

It’s so nice to have a li’l cream for my morning coffee.

D.

11 Comments

  1. Samantha says:

    Well, that’s reassuring to see those lovely girls looking SOOOooo trashy. Plain to see money can’t buy class.
    I do like seeing the rich and famous brought down to earth. It means they’re human after all, not animated Barbie Dolls.
    Sort of like how weekend golfers love it when the pros hit wild shots into the bunkers.

  2. Gabriele says:

    Well, they paid a nice amount to the plastic surgeon, and they want to show the result off to the other women.

    I wonder would some surgeons give them a free boob enhancement if they write his name on the result and flash? 😀

  3. DementedM says:

    I dunno, is it just me or does Tara Reid’s nipple look strange? Like it was transplanted from an inverted udder cow and grated onto her boob?

    M

  4. Shelbi says:

    Nope, M, it’s not just you. Somebody on “E!” said it looked like she had tried to nurse a wolverine.

    She’s probably only 25 and has already overdone it on the plastic surgery. That’s probably why she didn’t realize her dress had fallen off: All the nerves to her nipple have been severed.

    I admit it, though, I was looking through all the pics, trying to figure out if any of them were real.

  5. Walnut says:

    I’ve been giving Tara Reid’s breast much thought, and my conclusion is that we are looking at a combination of unusual lighting and a hicky administered by the Reaper in Blade II (warning: high gross-out threshold required).

  6. Shelbi says:

    Yup, I’d say that’s about right.

    Well, Doug, maybe it’s just my computer, but I can’t get Blogger to do squat for me anymore. It’s taking almost ten minutes to load a freaking page. It’s been wonky with comments for the past couple of days too, so I quit.

    I’ve started another blog with WordPress. Let’s see if I remember how to post a link

    Anyway, just thought I’d let you know [and warn you that I may be buggin’ ya for technical advice again ;-)]

  7. Shelbi says:

    Nope, it looks like I messed up the link.
    Ach!
    http://shelbisblog.wordpress.com/

    And I have to try to imbed a damn link again!

    I do miss the preview pane in Blogger, though.

  8. DementedM says:

    You know, I just noticed I typed ‘grated’ when I meant ‘grafted’. Works either way, but grated wasn’t quite the visual I was going for.

    M

  9. Walnut says:

    I dunno, M, I kind of like the “grated” image. It’s more visceral.

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  11. Dean says:

    Somebody posted the video clip of Tara’s ‘slip’, and she was so hammered I thought she was going to fall down. Her dress fell down and she kept talking until somone outside camera range pulled it back up again.

    And yeah, she’s had some bad plastic surgery.