Not!
Is it really so much to ask? I only want to lose ten pounds. Even five would be a big improvement. I’m not that overweight, but on me, five or ten pounds makes a huge difference. And working my ass off at the gym — well, it’s not working my ass off.
It’s always something. I can’t eat beef. I can’t eat milk products without taking a Lactaid first. And now it seems I can’t indulge in salty snacks without retaining water. How else can I explain a two-pound weight gain in as many days?
Yes, I know some folks out there have it much worse than me. But the seeming easiness of my goal makes its unattainability all the more frustrating. Does that make sense? It’s like declaring your New Years Resolution to be, “I’m going to avoid speeding on the highway at least one day this upcoming year,” only to find yourself punching the accelerator time after time.
Speaking of which.
My doctor offered me phentermine. Did I mention that? I asked him what it was, exactly, and he said (with masterful nonchalance), “Speed.” I told him no thanks. Not that I couldn’t use the energy or the weight loss, but I’m insomnia-plagued as it is.
Time to take more Hoodia.
D.
From Scott Berkun, The Myths of Innovation, by way of an old post on The Daily Galaxy . . .
Despite the myths, innovations rarely involve someone working alone, and never in history has an invention been made without reusing ideas from the past. For all of our chronocentric glee, our newest ideas have historic roots: the term network is 500 years old, webs were around before the human race, and the algorithmic DNA is more elegant and powerful than any programming language. Wise innovators–driven by passion more than ego–initiate partnerships, collaborations, and humble studies of the past, raising their odds against the timeless challenges of innovation.
What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun.
D.
Cuz not much point having a Nook if there’s nothing worth reading on the thing.
Just finished Christopher Moore’s Fool . . . probably my favorite of his thus far (and I think I’ve read all but one or two of his books).
I’ve gotta get some sleep. Slept like crap last night thanks to, oh, who knows. Caffeine? Chocolate? Forgetting to take my Benadryl?
All of the above?
So what are you reading? Or have read. I’m in the mood for something escapist.
D.
I googled “Random Recipe Generator”.
No, you won’t find inspiration for dinner at this site, but you will find recipes for Anchovies Creme Brulee, Pizza Style Mangoes, and this beauty — Horseradish Sauce Bake:
Horseradish Sauce Bake
Serves 2
You will need: 80ml horseradish sauce 4 spring onions 2 bananas
Instructions:
eat the spring onions
eat the bananas
whisk the horseradish sauce
go down to the pub
My random recipe was something called “Raisins Salad.” I must admit, I never would have thought to combine raisins, asparagus, self-rising flour, and Greek yogurt.
I’m just a little confused on the direction, “Barbecue the flour.”
D.
Today, a patient recommended Lengthwise Brewing Company here in Bako. I asked him, “Where’s your favorite place to eat in town?” and that’s what he came up with.
Interesting place. From the dessert menu,
Crude Beer Float
A pint of Kern County Crude Porter sharing space with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. (Sorry kids, adults only!) $5.95Deep Fried Twinkies with Ice Cream
We had to do it! Three Twinkies lightly fried and topped with our maple and cinnamon syrup, served with a cold scoop of vanilla. $7.95
I’m not sure which is more extreme. Perhaps the deep fried Twinkies? Right up there with Deep Fried Snickers Bars. Of course, we could all visit Thailand and eat bugs.
The most extreme thing I thought I had eaten: jook, which turns out to be rice porridge and not fish stomach, which is what my old gf’s mom told me it was when she served it to me. Witch. Ignoring jook, I guess it would be a tie among jellyfish, blood sausage, and snails, all of which I still eat when the occasion arises.
What’s the most extreme thing you’ve ever eaten?
D.
Although Olympic hurling would be provocative. Can he nail the bowl without splattering the rim? Yes! It’s good!
According to one of the commentators in the piece below, Canada spent $22 million researching the science of curling. I wonder if they were able to learn anything that the curlers didn’t already know intuitively? We may never know, although supposedly they’ll release their findings eventually — after the Olympics.
We usually watch men’s and women’s figure skating, but this year we’ve been watching curling. Must say it’s a hell of a fun sport to watch. It’s amazing how rapidly a situation can get turned on its head.
D.
Jake had to hang out in my office after work yesterday, so he spent his time (as usual) surfing the net. Nope, no games on my computer. One of the float nurses chatted him up. She wanted to know what he was doing.
He was reading mspaintadventures and had the unpleasant task of trying to explain this to someone who probably knows how to google and that’s about it.
“How did that go?” I asked him later.
“Not well.” (The kid is a stickler for proper usage of “good” versus “well.” I have trained him good 😉 ). “How do you explain something that’s a serial cartoon satirizing text adventures?”
“To someone who doesn’t know what a text adventure is?”
“Right.”
“Whereupon you told her, ‘You know, like Zork,’ and she met that with a blank stare.”
He narrowed his eyes at me. “Were you listening in?”
I wasn’t. Really!
D.