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Orgasmania
Damn, girl, take off the glasses! And stop hamming it up for the camera, for cryin’ out loud. It’s just a damned orgasm.
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To whomever signed up at Beautiful Agony, thank you. Now, for one full month, I can watch people fake orgasms for free. At the very least, this might give me something to talk about for the next Smart Bitches Day.
Snark undoubtedly to follow. Hey . . . isn’t that Owen Wilson?
D.
Um.
Why does she have her glasses on?
I wear glasses and, well, they’re one of the first things off.
Just wondering. 😉
They don’t even look real, Tam. Just for show. Weird, huh?
Hey, when I last visited that spot (maybe a year ago) they weren’t charging to watch people get off. Hmmmm. . .
and here’s what I want to know. HOW come no one’s making a big stink about Libby pinning the Plame leak on Bush? Huh? What is it with this country?? Huh?
I’d post something but . . . .ummmm…. I have to wash my hair.
You can still find freebies at that site, but IIRC, they weren’t all that interesting. Looked like they were faking it, if you want the truth. The couple I watched last night looked convincing. Certainly boring enough to be real sex. (You know: long, dull lead-up to a few seconds of excitement.)
As for Bush: I don’t know why the media don’t have a field day over this. Maybe tonight . . .
No – Owen closes his eyes.
“Why does she have her glasses on?”
Maybe she is watching porn. Just a thought.
Way to go on the free orgasms, Doug. Some guys have all the luck *g*.