Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
yeah, I’m still here
just have nothing to say.
Here’s a link to all the Bulwer-Lytton contest winners starting in 1983.
And here’s the 2010 winner:
For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss–a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.
–Molly Ringle, Seattle, Washington (2010 Winner)
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