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From the assigned readings in my son’s Theology class.
The Roman legates could only protest in impotent Latin ejaculations as the proceedings moved majestically to their predictable climax
Someone has a dirty mind. But we all know that’s me, so I guess I should say someone else has a dirty mind.
But seriously, this reads as though the author had farmed out major bits of his essay to his undergrads to write, and they, pissed off over the assignment, got together to think up the most ridiculously loaded phrases they could. What’ll be next?
The barracks emperors’ failure to protect their flank led to numerous rear guard incursions, and the empire’s borders were soon covered in Santorum.
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