Robocall

A few moments ago . . .

Robocaller: Hello! This is a forty-five second survey. Are you registered to vote in the State of California?

Me: Yes.

Robocaller: Do you believe that public schools in the State of California should teach children about gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered lifestyles?

Me: YES, AND IN AS MUCH GRAPHIC DETAIL AS POSSIBLE!

Robocaller: This survey will end if you do not give a simple “yes” or “no” answer.

Me: Yes.

Robocaller:
Thank you. This has been a forty-five second blah blah blah

*click*

D.

3 Comments

  1. dean says:

    Hahahahaa.

  2. Better that than the 2 robocalls I got on my cellphone this morning – phishers calling about my non-existent Wells Fargo credit card – at 4:48AM & 4:52AM…

  3. KGK says:

    I’m registered to vote in the state of California, but they don’t call me. And with the termination of my e-mail address of nine years, I’m not getting e-mails from right-wing orgs anymore. Silver lining!