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Props to Jellio at YesButNoButYes for finding this campaign site for Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, candidate for Governor of Minnesota in 2006:

I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.

Thanks for sharing.

I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.

Hmm. That’ll win you some votes.

Why does he call himself “The Impaler”? From his platform:

Any one found committing an act of terrorism in Minnesota will be IMPALED by me at the State Capital. If the US DOJ wants to prosecute me for it, then I will take my chances in Court, for I do not believe an American Jury will convict me of brutally killing a terrorist!

I think this fellow is for real. The site goes on too long, with far too much unfunny material, for it to be anything but real.

So: Kate might give you fur burgers and camel toes this morning, but only I give you vampiric politicians!

Then again, you could just turn on CSPAN.

Walnut, January 14, 2006. Category: Blogwhoring, Humor.