Unclear on the Craigslist concept

The casual encounters section is what it sounds like. It’s for people looking to hook up and share bodily fluids, some of whom don’t even expect money in exchange. Kind of a fun place to lurk if you enjoy snooping on the more tawdry side of the singles scene.

And then there’s

Charming girl seeks prince… – w4m – 28

which ordinarily would lead in to a plea for someone who can go all night. Instead,

I am a Orthodox Jewish female seeking the same in a older Jewish male. I am very conservative and traditional in keeping a jewish home. I do keep Kosher always and seeking marriage and to start a family.

This poor woman. What’s she going to do when guys by the dozen start emailing her pictures of their unkosher meat?

D.

5 Comments

  1. shaina says:

    why is she on craigslist and not on JDate? silly orthodox lady, didn’t your parents teach you anything…

  2. Walnut says:

    JDate???

    Sounds like another fun place to lurk.

    Me: One overstuffed kishke, if you know what I mean. You: one spicy cholent and a couple of plump kreplach to boot. Meet me under the chuppah for some hot glass-shattering action.

  3. shaina says:

    you never heard of JDate? it’s THE jewish dating site, although i think there are others for specifically orthodox people, etc. it apparently costs money after a little while though. but yeah. in israel, at the beginning, when my roommate and i got along like peaches and cream, people would think that we’d known each other forever, and ask where we met. we liked to tell them we met on JDate 😛

  4. kate r says:

    maybe all that is code for some really hot stuff. Keeping kosher. Heh, heh. Starting a family. She could be into, you know, dad and lad with baby sis too, action.

  5. Walnut says:

    Well, Kate, this isn’t the post I thought you’d be interested in. Now we know where YOUR head is 🙂