Balls and Walnuts
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Craigslist again
From the ages of 4 to 11 I was an immigrant potato farmer. I grew up in a migrant fsmily and live a nomadic lifestyle. I’m in a semi-pro all women’s all contact rollerblading league. it’s my passion in life. someday i want to be an olympic bobsledder, which is something i do in my spare time. i own a luge. i’m looking for a special person to put the whipped cream on top.
Hey, I think I’ve seen this woman. Second from the left.
If I were single, I think I’d write back to her,
Small world! From the ages of 4 to 11, and sometimes later, I ate potatoes. I grew up in an immigrant fsmily (well, children of immigrants lolol) and used to watch women’s professional rollerskating on TV. you know those women buitl like halfbacks who’d crash into each other on the turns? That’s the sh!t mama! Don’t know much about bobsledding, but if you’re looking to play “hide the luge”, let me know.
Hmm. Too subtle?
D.
Funny. I read this when you first posted it and didn’t comment because I lacked time. That time, I thought that the craigslist posting was intended to be off-beat and humourous. But on rereading it this time, I read it as serious.
I think you should reply. ‘Hide the luge’ is too good not to use.
My luck, she’d bring her luge and really find someplace to hide it.