Best of the Worst

If Mirsky were still around doing his “Worst of the Web,” I bet he’d have to start a whole ‘nother website for Craigslist.

Oh, wait. Someone did.

From that page, I snipped:

Woman who eagerly adopts Marxist-Leninist ways and sees light in superiority of returning means of production to worker will receive reward of deep massage and comradely snuggling. Those insisting upon adherence to exploitive bourgeois ways spanked will be in various positions until attitude is adjusted in keeping with good Bolshevist goals.

Need large woman to keep me warm in dacha on cold Kamchatkan night!

I thought for two moments about starting a “Worst of Craigslist Personals” blog, but it seems Craigslist takes a dim view of such proceedings. Kill-joys.

D.

5 Comments

  1. mm says:

    Who wrote that? Yoda?

  2. Pat J says:

    http://www.octopuspie.com/2009-07-24/octopus-pie-mongo-minis-vol-1-part-4/ — the middle mini-strip is, in my mind, one of the best “Missed Connections” scenes ever.

  3. Pat J says:

    …it probably helps to know the two ladies in that mini-strip are roommates.

  4. Walnut says:

    No, Maureen. Yoda would write,

    Woman who eagerly Marxist-Leninist ways adopts and in superiority of returning means of production to worker light sees, reward of deep massage and comradely snuggling receive will she! Those upon adherence to exploitive bourgeois ways insisting, in various positions spanked will be, until attitude in keeping with good Bolshevist goals adjusted is.

    The difference see?

    Pat: yup, that was fun 😉

  5. lyvvie says:

    Well,there may not be a worst of Craigslist, but there is http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/ (which is run by a man nicked Weasel) and it’s pretty special, but does only show the one side of the argument. Weasel also has http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com/ which I prefer. Give them a try.