Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Cuz it’s like secret
All I want to know is: what’s the release date for Diablo 3?
There are all kinds of nifty things on the official Blizzard site, like a cool cinematic and a map that finally puts Lut Gholein and Tristram — well, on the map. I mean, what kind of doofuses must ye be to not realize fantasy lovers like MAPS? (Note to Tammy: next book needs a map.)
There’s a gameplay video, too. I see that the Barbarian has a new skill: he can stomp his enemies into blood pudding. Cool!
But no word as to the release date. Blizzard, don’t you understand I really need more games I have no time to play?
D.
Second book had a map. It needed a map. The other books took place ‘at home’ and don’t need maps.
Did anyone even notice the map in Threads of Malice?? I worked a LONG time on it. lol
I probably overlooked it because it didn’t have a ton of Welsh place-names, nor any dark clouds brooding over impossibly steep mountain pinnacles, nor any cartoonish sea monsters swimming off shore. Fix that next time, hmm?
No.
But your fan(s) cry out!
/me hands the fans kleenex.
The answer’s still No.