Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
I’ll take a winged Eros, please
You think I’m lazy? Me, lazy? We did this last night:
The Piledriver from Sexual Positions Free.Com
. . . and we used real wooden mannequins.
Somehow, sex looks more fun when genitalia-free mannequins get it on. Rent the uncut version of Team America and tell me I’m wrong.
D.
I really like the posture of the hands on the top guy (ubermensch). Reminds me of little girls imitating gymnasts.
LOL – oh dream on Doc! Since you don’t like the top, I assume that’s you with the broken neck?
The hands reminded me of that SNL Catholic School girl. You know the one who threw her hands up in the air and said Superstar!
Those mannequins were smokin’ hot in that movie. I wonder if it will start a new trend in the porno business; Mannequins doing it puppet style. Heh.
Jeez, Maureen, I never should have made that untersexual joke. Now y’all think my whole sexual M.O. is to lay back and say, “Please me, baby.”
Not that I’d object . . .
I heard about this advertising scheme on a another blog, that gives away free computers. It sounded like a scam, but after I googled it, it was legitmiate. You have to sign up for an offer from one the sponser companies. I did a free trial one. Here’s the link, check it out.
Mac Mini
Hey, Sarah? I’m sooo glad you’ve decided to become legitmiate. Why, it wasn’t that long ago that you were filmed doing Leonardo DiCaprio. And that was like, totally uncool.
Sell those computers, biyotch!
Oh Dear God! Team America… I honestly didn’t think I’d live through that scene I was laughing so hard. Breathing was becoming a real concern.
Those wooden maneqhins though (especially in the robacacet commercials) just freak me out. there’s something disturbingly sinister about them.
X
Christine, did you see the version on video? They cut some really nasty stuff for the theatrical version. You might find it offensive, but on the other hand, can marionettes ever be offensive?