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Hell hath no fury *UPDATED*
Wonder what he did to deserve this:
MANATEE COUNTY – A woman dumped a pot of boiling water on her husband’s groin area as he slept Wednesday morning, according to a Manatee Sheriff’s report.
Maverna T. Turay, 52, of the 600 block of 10th Avenue East, was arrested on a charge of aggravated domestic battery.
Her husband of two years, Ealy Jones Jr., sustained second-degree burns and was taken by emergency helicopter to Tampa General Hospital.
The couple was staying at a home in the 7000 block of Sixth Avenue Northwest watching Turay’s nieces and nephews, deputies reported.
Turay boiled the water as Jones slept and threw it on his groin area, the report said.
Jones ran out of the house screaming, and one of the children called 9-1-1.
Deputies reported that Turay had been drinking beer before the incident.
UPDATED:
My son rightly points out that this is a lame post, certainly not deserving of the Balls and Walnuts brand. He says if I don’t have anything to blog, I shouldn’t blog at all. But the world is full of blog-worthy topics! And so I bring you . . .
Merkins are so last year. I’m having mine cornrowed with gold thread and tiny bells. You should hear me hula hoop on the wiifit.
Jake is wise beyond his years.
I didn’t even know what a merkin was. I guess I am so last year.
OKay, you’ve shown him art (I assume he did watch that pubic art thing) Here’s something scientific and *slightly* raunchy for Jake to watch…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDw4gk5pYl8