Friday Flickr Babe: if you’re going to do it, do it with gusto

As a teenager my brother, bless his heart, used to say that when you saw a woman in her bikini, you were seeing her at her very best*. This made no sense to me. Surely a naked woman made the better eye-feast than the bikini-clad woman? But, no, he was insistent.

I have since seen women with and without their bikinis on, and I can say with absolute certainty that he was wrong, or at the very least, he and I will never agree on this one.

Poor bastard.

He needs to look on the bright side. (A) He has a hot girlfriend who (B) clearly has a good sense of humor. Meanwhile, (C) he doesn’t look half bad in a bikini, although he would profit from some resistance training, but (D) at least he doesn’t have a pot belly.

I say he should have hammed it up for the camera. Why go to the bother if you’re not going to milk it for all it’s worth? In which case, dayum, lose the wraparound, dude. Flaunt what you got. Life’s too short for shame.

Garage sale tomorrow . . . I’m taking pictures. See ya soon.

D.

*This is the same guy who said, “If she lets you touch her ass, she’ll let you ball her.” Riiiiight.

3 Comments

  1. jOoLz says:

    is it just me or is he kinda hippy?

  2. tambo says:

    He definitely has an ‘innie’ waist. Maybe that’s what makes him look ‘hippy’ 😉

  3. Walnut says:

    You’re right! He DOES have nice hips! If only he had better boobage, he could moonlight at Finocchio’s 🙂