Balls and Walnuts
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My newest Stonebreaker
Wild French Nurse, by Florence Stonebreaker.
Do you see the error in composition?
My answer to that question in just one moment. First, from the back cover:
NAKED PASSIONS . . . swept through her mind as she tried to conquer her strange desires and twisted lusts by running from each man she met. Until the strain becomes too much for the French angel of mercy and she is forced by vicious circumstances into an explosive affair. Her wild and intimate revelries with various men lead her to the violent and sinful conclusion of her passionate . . . LOVE TRYSTS!
And I still don’t know WTF this book will be about. It’s bound to be violent and explosive, though.
The error in composition, in my opinion: His right leg seems to continue on as her left forearm. If you look at it that way, it seems like there’s a tiny man with his legs wrapped around the Angel of Mercy’s waist.
Maybe that is her strange desire . . . a twisted lust for LITTLE MEN!
D.
I’d like to have a wild French nurse. Only if I was only a little bit sick though. If I had like a broken pelvis or a fractured spine or a colonic resection or something then it would suck to have a wild French nurse.
If I was really in bad shape I’d want an anal Scots nurse, someone who tends carefully to duty and who is not prone to stripping off her uniform and mounting patients on a whim, the way those wild French ones do. Because if I was lying in bed with a huge incision and IV lines being mounted by a wild French nurse is probably about the last thing I’d need, what with the wildness and the Frenchness and all.
Okay, I don’t see the “right leg-left forearm” thing, not even when I squint.
I do, however, wonder what the heck is in her right hand, is that a whip or cat-o-nine tails or something? If it is, seems like she may be French, wild, and sadistic.
I thought you were going to say the error in composition is that the man is stretched diagonally across the bed, so his pillows seem to be propped up against.. well, nothing.
I wish my pillows would do that.
Maybe she’s wild because she lets him smoke in bed.
I don’t see the right leg, left forearm thing either, especially since his right leg is bent at the knee and his foot is likely resting comfortably on the bed.
The real issue is, what is the huge growth on the nurse’s right side, extending from her hip to the mid-thigh or thereabouts? Has she seen a doctor about it? How wild could she be with such a deformity? Maybe it’s a tumor? Wouldn’t that be a turn-off for the men? Maybe that’s why she’s so starved for passion, and needs to find men that are confined to their beds!
Me either…no right leg, left forearm thing for me. The guy has no pit hair. I can see the whip thing, but it also looks like a book at the same time. I am reminded of the young lady/old lady picture (know what I mean?). The whole cover seems out of proportion.
I’m just jealous.
I like my stonebraker (can’t bring myself to read it yet) but the cover has nothing on this one.