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Friday Flickr Babe: XL edition
Today, Dean posted his XLth (40th, to you non-Romans) Flickr babe, and mentioned how he thought about finding an XL babe, but gave us the usual svelte wonder instead. Not that I object to svelte wonders, but surely there are some nude XL babes over at Flickr.
Below the cut . . . NSFW, natch.
So maybe this first one isn’t so XL (although XL is in the title — check it out). But it’s still a peach.
Ooh, this is proving more difficult than I thought. I expected I would find at least a few amateur efforts similar to what Leonard Nimoy does in The Full Body Project. (This one, for example.) Maybe I’m using the wrong search terms, but ‘big nude,’ ‘large nude,’ ‘zaftig,’ well, none of them are cutting it.
Here’s one. (She has it set up so that I can’t copy the image. How do people do that, anyway?) No, she’s not really XL, but she’s definitely not your average anorexic nude model. I think she’s a looker.
Ack! This search does my mental health no good. Did you know that in Israel, many of the public buses relegate women to the back seats? That’s so the Orthodox Jewish men don’t have to look at them and feel tempted. It’s true. I heard about it on NPR yesterday. They interviewed one woman who said you couldn’t trust an adult man to be near an attractive woman (fully clothed, mind you). She compared it to putting a loaded gun into a baby’s hands. Well, this baby is getting a little tired of holding his gun. To paraphrase Howard Beale, I’m horny as hell and I can’t take it anymore! So, here, they’re not XL, but I suspect you’ll agree that they’re interesting.
Or go hang out with Renee. I can’t think of a cuter big woman.
D.
I did in fact search for an XL babe, but, perhaps surprisingly, there aren’t many, and none that I could find. Maybe next week.
As you can tell, I had a tough time of it, too. We need more women as bold as Renee!