Balls and Walnuts
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Barnyard Animals, Lesson #1
Shaina, this is a baby goat:
(Click photo to see big version.)
This, too, is a baby goat.
This is a chupacabra.
Only the young have such faith in their own immortality: here you are, Shaina, with two of the beasts poised mere inches from your carotid arteries.
Note:
* Phosphorescent bright-colored spine-like appendages hidden by clothing stolen from their last victims’ twitching corpses.
* Two feet tall (hey, they’re baby chupacabras).
* Floppy ear hat to cleverly disguise their lack of ears.
* Big slanted red eyes cleverly hidden by dark contact lenses.
* Small holes for nostrils, lipless mouth.
* Strong feet with claws (claws retracted).
* Innocent expressions designed to lure young women to their doom!
Someone has to watch out for you.
D.
you’re INSANE. ok, so maybe that isnt the best pic of those goats. hold on. http://photos-351.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v203/93/40/9130351/n9130351_36110037_2470.jpg
that’s hermione. come on, THAT’s CUTE. and look, here’s the wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boer_goats.
grph.
I love goats! they’re so much fun and really friendly and cute! My dream is to one day own an orchard, and have a couple goats. But the goats will be kept away from my orchard.
Leave goats alone!!! (sobs)
The goats Shaina is holding are Boers. They’re adorable, passive, and very familial. Lovely animals.
awwwwwwwwwwwomigod
AWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
those pictures are so cute they are, in fact, deadly. Thump.
See? Dammit, I fell over dead.
And why does Carrie Lofty know this stuff? Eh?
and goats’ eyes are the spookiest of any mammal. They’d need to wear contact lenses to hide the spookitudiness of them square pupils.
p.s. the second goat you posted looks a whole hell of a lot evil-er than my babies. that grin? he’s saying HELLO, CLARICE. *shudders* i’ll take my baby boers any day.
AAAAAAwwwwww. So cute! I want to hug those goatie woaties. (Baby talk)
Okay, I’m sold. Where can I buy me a Boer?
CD, come to UMass and you can! lol.
doug…see, toldja! i dunno where you can buy one. google it! hehe.
Dean won’t let me have a goat, even if I promise to keep it outside 🙁