Balls and Walnuts
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The Idiot’s Guide to Getting Girls, Chapter 1
While searching for an Idiot’s Guide to Fishing, I found this gem. Comedy gold, I thought, and I was right.
As a single man, you probably have a goal: to meet as many single women as possible.
Meet. Is that what you call it.
I’ve recorded my review of Chapter One using Stickam. One-point-five hours later, it’s still “processing.” And it was good, too! So now I’m torn — should I try doing it again using YouTube, or wait a bit longer?
To hell with it. I’m going to go roast my chicken. If the video still hasn’t “processed,” I’ll try again using YouTube.
Watch this space.
Okay, here’s my second attempt, this time on YouTube. If the Stickam one ever finishes processing, I’ll post it, too. That one came out better. The YouTube vid has quality issues. On the other hand, the YouTube version prompted my wife to threaten my generative organs with a nail file, so perhaps that one has special qualities, too.
D.
I am sucking a banana, guzzling a tumbler of whiskey and pointing at my crotch.
Interested baby? I thought I saw you nodding at me. Can you smell my Loves Baby Soft?
You had me at “banana.”
Saw this and thought of you…
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/88bd636533
Good news, oh media star. You are runner-up in the Reboot Day contest. (This sounds much better than coming last.) Every child wins a prize though, so drop me a line at raptordesigns (at!) optusnet.com.au with the address to send your Australian* Tourist Tea Towel to!
*Goods may not have actually been made in Australia.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, Doug. I think I hurt something while stifling my laughter to avoid waking the rest of the household.
I’m entirely blaming you. See if I fling my hair around in slo-mo (a la Prince Charming from Shrek) for you anymore.
Gee, I don’t think I used any of those moves on Dean – guess I’m lucky he noticed me at all!
OMG! That was awesome. I can’t WAIT to find out about targeting! GAWD.
Thanks, folks. Sorry I’ve been so slow to respond.
sxK: you didn’t have to. You’re the sxKitten!
BG: why, thank you! Coming from a video maven like yerself, that says something 🙂