Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
I need a hot tub
Among other things.
We have two hot tubs, matter of fact, and both are vintage 1974. We inherited them with the house. The one outside has teeny perforations all over the place that tickle you EVERYWHERE. And I do mean everywhere. You can’t turn off the bubble flow from the little holes. Thus, not a pleasant experience from that one.
The indoor one is huge and loud and baby blue. It would be a bitch to clean if we ever used it routinely. We do use it routinely, as a matter of fact — as a ferret bath.
I need a hot tub. Can’t do it, because we have higher priorities for our remodeling money (floors, remember? And siding. Indispensable stuff like that).
I need a drink. Can’t do it, because I have fresh tonsils out there, not to mention I have an inpatient, too.
I’m going to watch the debates. That ought to be relaxing, right?
Sorry I don’t have more for you, but I’m still feeling bulldozed.
D.
You don’t need a hottub, Doug — you need a proper Finnish sauna (SOW-na). 🙂
One so hot the steam sizzles on your skin, and you can feel all the toxins seeping out through your pores.
*siiiiiigh*
No, we don’t have one, either. Sad, I know. 🙁
On that distant day when I finally buy my own place, though, I will be enlisting my dad to come and build one for me. 😀
I have a hot tub. It’s pretty nice–about 5 years old and I can’t use it (the blood pressure) If you come get it, you can keep it.
hardy har har har.