Nice try, doc

Woodland dentist defends chest massages as appropriate procedure.

I hope he gets away with it. After all, ENTs treat TMJ, too.

Hat tip to Superpunch.

D.

8 Comments

  1. dcr says:

    How many men received the pectoral massages?

  2. Walnut says:

    I believe the answer is . . . none. But men don’t hold their tension in their breasts. I suspect those patients received wallet massages.

  3. dcr says:

    I believe the answer is . . . none. But men don’t hold their tension in their breasts.

    You’re angling to be an “expert” witness for the defense, aren’t you?

    Wouldn’t the women pay more? If a “pectoral massage” was legitimate, surely there would be an extra charge? Do any insurance plans cover that?

  4. Walnut says:

    I’ve shown this before, but hey. It still makes me smile.

  5. dcr says:

    But does Dr. Swift go all nine innings?

  6. kate r says:

    26 women have ADMITTED he tried it? How many more did he actually “help”? How’d he have time to do fillings with all that massage?

  7. Stamper in CA says:

    Oh what a crock just to get a cheap feel. I liked the old fashioned poster though….

  8. Walnut says:

    Dan: I honestly think Dr. Swift was doing internal massage. Therapeutic orgasm.

    Kate, I suspect the dentist had a creative interpretation for “fillings,” too. As in, “How would you like your ‘cavity’ filled, Ma’am?”

    Sis, such is the desperation of the sex-deprived male 😉