Woodland dentist defends chest massages as appropriate procedure.
I hope he gets away with it. After all, ENTs treat TMJ, too.
Hat tip to Superpunch.
D.
How many men received the pectoral massages?
I believe the answer is . . . none. But men don’t hold their tension in their breasts. I suspect those patients received wallet massages.
I believe the answer is . . . none. But men don’t hold their tension in their breasts.
You’re angling to be an “expert” witness for the defense, aren’t you?
Wouldn’t the women pay more? If a “pectoral massage” was legitimate, surely there would be an extra charge? Do any insurance plans cover that?
I’ve shown this before, but hey. It still makes me smile.
But does Dr. Swift go all nine innings?
26 women have ADMITTED he tried it? How many more did he actually “help”? How’d he have time to do fillings with all that massage?
Oh what a crock just to get a cheap feel. I liked the old fashioned poster though….
Dan: I honestly think Dr. Swift was doing internal massage. Therapeutic orgasm.
Kate, I suspect the dentist had a creative interpretation for “fillings,” too. As in, “How would you like your ‘cavity’ filled, Ma’am?”
Sis, such is the desperation of the sex-deprived male 😉
How many men received the pectoral massages?
I believe the answer is . . . none. But men don’t hold their tension in their breasts. I suspect those patients received wallet massages.
I believe the answer is . . . none. But men don’t hold their tension in their breasts.
You’re angling to be an “expert” witness for the defense, aren’t you?
Wouldn’t the women pay more? If a “pectoral massage” was legitimate, surely there would be an extra charge? Do any insurance plans cover that?
I’ve shown this before, but hey. It still makes me smile.
But does Dr. Swift go all nine innings?
26 women have ADMITTED he tried it? How many more did he actually “help”? How’d he have time to do fillings with all that massage?
Oh what a crock just to get a cheap feel. I liked the old fashioned poster though….
Dan: I honestly think Dr. Swift was doing internal massage. Therapeutic orgasm.
Kate, I suspect the dentist had a creative interpretation for “fillings,” too. As in, “How would you like your ‘cavity’ filled, Ma’am?”
Sis, such is the desperation of the sex-deprived male 😉