Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
When you ain’t got nothin’
. . . that’s when you visit YesButNoButYes.
Seriously, though, I’m feeling ill, and it’s hard to be creative when your intestines think they’re trying to have a baby. I thought about writing a post on the Total Body Orgasm. Here’s how it would start:
Last night, whilst doing research on YouPorn, I came across an instructional video on Total Body Orgasm.
Right. A pun, the lowest form of humor. Where is my head tonight?
Anyway, YesButNoButYes provides the necessary accoutrements for enjoying YouPorn, as well as an apropos YouTube video.
If I can’t make you laugh tonight, maybe they can.
D.
Sorry you’re sick. Hope you’re feeling better soon. Was all these kids sneezing in your face?
Nah, it has a lot more to do with lactose intolerance, I think. But I’m still trying to figure it out.
omg, that commercial made me gigglesnort. heh.