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Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary
The minute, the second I learned that Paris Hilton would keep a prison diary, I said to Karen, “Now, THAT would make a GREAT blog!”
Right away, the comic gears began to turn, and my mind became a kaleidoscope of all the Hilton canards. The pettiness. The vanity. The jealousy. The idiocy. All the Deadly Sins wrapped up in one petite blonde brazilianed package.
And then, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck I discover someone has beaten me to it:
The Inner Thoughts of Paris Hilton
Each post concludes with the ass-bandage,
Disclaimer: This site is intended for parody only and was not created by Paris Hilton nor intended for any purpose other than entertainment.
Coward.
Well, at least now there’s nothing to distract me from finishing my romance and participating in Samhain’s Best First Line contest (see Kate for the full dish). (And don’t forget Kate’s contest where you can, like, win stuff!)
Let’s do us some live-blogging tomorrow night, okay? See ya when I see ya.
D.
You would write a much funnier prison diary than that. I think you should do it.
Is it just me, or does Paris’ dad look like a bloated David Hasslehoff (don’t know if I spelled the guy’s name right, but whoever did that blog spelled “losers” as “loosers”).Dean took the words out of my mouth…you would do a MUCH better blog. For those of us who have hated this skinny biatch for so long (has anyone ever noticed she has the lousiest legs ever?), do us proud.
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I’m not to humble too admit that the same thought had occurred to me. I might write one or two entries once she’s in stir, but how long could anyone maintain the joke without the material getting stale?
You could always do a spoof on the blog…or is that bad blog etiquette?
Not bad blog etiquette, but I’m not sure I could get excited about writing metacomedy. It gets to be a bit too autistic after a while. Kind of like my Bare Rump blog — the only folks who liked it were the few who were in on the joke.
Go for it…….looser!
Paris H!
Go for it…….looser! Sorry, you did not get the irony there! loser.
Paris H!
Omigod omigod omigod! It’s Paris herself! “Irony” is a pretty big word for you, Paris. Go you!!!!!