Balls and Walnuts
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The joys of home schooling
With home schooling, everything becomes educational. Everything. Even pumpkin-carving, for which we’re a few days late. Let’s just say we’ve been gestating ideas.
Photo below the cut.
It’s all there, kids, complete with Italian parsley pubic hair. Note afterbirth. Note distressed look on infant’s face (we had to use the forceps). Note clitoris. I’ll be damned if any son of mine can’t find the clitoris.
D.
thats…interesting…for lack of a better word…
On first glance, I thought it was someone being devoured by a giant spider. What can I say?
You did manage to capture quite an expression on the little one coming out.
My, it does look like a spider, doesn’t it? I guess I need a pair of orange thighs popping otu on either side.
Jake carved the face on the little one, Sis.
Well, I’ve seen more spiders than naked lady bits, so that’s what came to mind first.
It’s a bit twisted and weird, but very original.
I am happy to find out that I’m not the only one still waiting (trying to find time) to carve our pumpkins.
but. . .but . . . where do you put the candle??
We thought about the candle, Kate, but I dunno. Having an eerie glow coming from the vaginal introitus would be so . . . so Poltergeist, don’t you think?
Hi Anduin! Long time no see!
Reserving comment.
Although I’m commenting, so I guess I’m not truly reserving comment, am I?
Completely off-topic Doug, although it is weird so maybe it’s sorta on topic: Do you remember that I asked you on a live blogging /chat thing a few weeks ago about whether you had seen “dentitious cysts” in humans? We had a few of them show up in my aunt’s horse breeding operation, to the point where we routinely looked for them in weanlings and yearlings. (For a long time I had an itty bitty, fairly well formed, ear tooth as a good luck charm. Lost it in the circus.)
Anyway, found a link to a quickie article which describes them better. (Had the spelling wrong too. We mostly called them ear teeth.) Read up on them briefly on PubMed–very rare in humans. So I guess the whole question remains wildly off topic. I’ll shut up now.
Uh…
Erm…
Yeah.
Ooooookay, then. Movin’ right along…
(Only you, Doug. Only you.) 😉
The apple… or in this case, the pumpkin… obviously doesn’t fall far from the tree. Are you sure this was Jake’s idea?
So what does that make the pumpkin stem up there? (Checks anatomy reference….)
Darla, what makes you think this was Jake’s idea? I saw an opportunity to instruct, and I took it.
It’s a boy, M E-L. The infant’s kind of a dickhead.
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