Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Who would have thought . . .
this
could lead to this
Ignoring that brief Crooks and Liars spike, I had been averaging 300 to 400 hits a day for a long time; and then, the search engines discovered my (wondrous and beautiful) cameltoe post. Now I’m topping 600 hits a day, mostly because of the public’s insatiable desire for more cameltoe.
And what’s not to like about cameltoe?
You know, sometimes I get discouraged by life; I guess all of us do. But when I do, I meditate on the MooreToeâ„¢, and I think, Boy, you’re gonna make it after all.
D.
Healer →
Ahhhh…Mary Tyler Moore…she’s my hero. She’s put her diabetic self through far more abuse than I ever have, and she’s still alive! 🙂
Really? She’s into self-abuse?
Sorry. Couldn’t resist. But Mary was one of my early crushes, once upon a time. She was just so sweet.
The male fascination with the pudendum never ceases to amaze me.
To all you girls with penis envy, I say this: Darlings, you have one of these. With it, you can get as many of those as you want. Now go on and collect a few.
Clothed, unclothed, furry, shaven, it’s all good 😉