Conversation on WoW

Slow lazy day today. And hot, too, hotter than a typical Southern Oregon summer day. We all vegged at the computer today, Jake spending hours on Wikipedia, Karen and I taking turns playing World of Warcraft.

A guy who goes by the name Theprofessor came through Felwood and gave me a couple of Druidic buffs. I thanked him, he np’d me back and moved on, like Clint Eastwood drifting through the High Plains. An hour later he reappeared and buffed me again. My character, Shewitch, whispered to him, “Thanks.”

Theprofessor: np

Shewitch: Are you a professor in real life?

Theprofessor: lol no. Are you a Shewitch in real life?

Shewitch: No, but I married one.

Theprofessor: Hah!

Shewitch: But I used to be a prof.

Theprofessor: Really? What did u teach?

Shewitch: med school. I’m an ear, nose, throat surgeon.

Theprofessor: ur doing this to relax

Shewitch: Yup. I write stories and I play WoW.

Theprofessor: cool

Shewitch: but I’m too tired to write. Rather kill stuff. Sometimes as a doc it’s fun to kill stuff for a change.

Lest you feel like reporting me to my State Medical Board, I hasten to add I’ve been killing beasts, furbolgs, and naga. No humans.

Here’s a furbolg. Wouldn’t you want to kill it?

I felt it would be worthwhile to post this so that the less technical of you would realize, not all instant messaging consists of have u stroked it 2nite?

D.

6 Comments

  1. Dean says:

    That furbolg thingie appears to be wearing thong underwear.

    Ewww.

  2. Walnut says:

    Yup. You wouldn’t want to see him when he gets aroused. It would make an owlbear blush.

  3. sxVixen says:

    Aw, I think he’s cuuuuuuute. Fluffy and cuddly.

    I’ll bet furbolgs are just misunderstood.

  4. kate r says:

    yeah, that’s just what I was going to say, sxvixen! i lurve the curvy claws.

    Hey, if you hurry you might see that one of my diaries at dkos is IN THE RECOMMENDED LIST. wow. You’ll probably have to rush though

  5. Walnut says:

    Go Katie! You hit the big time. I just added my name to the recommend list.

    So, SxVixen, does Dean know you have a thing for hairy hunchbacks who don’t clip their fingernails or toenails?

  6. sxVixen says:

    Well, he does now.