Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Today at work . . .
I had to cut short a rendition of “Happy Birthday to You” three times (the OR nurses called me on my b-day to do it by phone . . . enough is enough), and I stuffed myself on the pot luck they held in my honor.
What a great crew!
My only gripe: a certain someone nixed the idea of getting me a b-day cake shaped like boobs. My one chance to get a boob cake got killed because of fears of “inappropriateness”! Peeved does not begin to describe it. Not that I didn’t enjoy my piece of the sheet cake, but a boob would have rawked.
And their idea of a spanking paddle is a skinny wooden paint-mixer. I could gripe about that, too, but it’s really the thought that counts. I tried to persuade them that the only legitimate birthday spankings were bare hands against bare bottoms, but suddenly they all found other work to do.
I can’t believe they want me to be Chief of Staff next year. I’m gonna turn this place upside down.
D.
FRIST!
Happy Fukin’ Birthday!!!
(I sent you a t-shirt picture to mark the occasion).
xoxo
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag. 😀
Hoffman as CoS: all boob-cakes, all the time.
So your first act as Chief of Staff will be instructing everybody on proper spanking techniques? *ggg* Happy birthday to you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Here’s your boob cake!
Happy birthday, Doug! May your coming year be filled with boob cakes and bare bottoms!
Thanks, y’all 🙂
Time to get to work on my 13. I’ve got me the new issue of Cosmo . . . what will I learn this time?
So I should have read this last night. May I be the first to wish you a happy belated birthday?
When you’re CoS I’m coming to YOUR hospital when I get sick!
Ack! Sorry I missed your birthday, AND that you didn’t get your boob cake. Sheesh. What a bunch of stick-in-the-muds.
Here you go:
Boob Cake 1
Boob Cake 2
Boob Cake 3
Boob Cake 4
Boob Cake 5
Or you know, you could always just make your own. 🙂
Hope it was a good one, anyway!
ack! I missed your birthday!
Happy Boob-cake day to you…
Err… Birthday! to you.. 🙂
Rella
Well, yesterday was already belated, but that’s okay. It’s the thought that counts.
Thanks for all the boob cakes, Darla! I’ll check ’em out back when I’m in the land of high speed internet connections (I have dialup at work).
Happy birthday!
Happy belated birthday, hot stuff!
Although technically, I did make a point of mentioning it on my Blog, so I’m not late after all. 🙂
Here’s to a year full of boob cakes!
Happy birthday!
Thanks, folks!