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Duggar Mania: we have a winner *and announcement*
He’s brilliant. Many women want to be carnal with him. And I quote: Stephen, I love you and want to have your babies. No small wonder he found inspiration in the Duggar family poster.
Stephen wins
A box of condoms and a bottle of sex lube
or
A $25 gift certificate to Barnes and Noble
and
this BEAUTIFUL photoshopped poster
featuring his winning entry:
Congratulations!
As for me, I’m feeling thoroughly sapped of creativity this evening. Sorry, but it happens sometimes.
As for the announcement:
Miss Snark is having another Crap-o-meter fest: Query + first page. Details here.
I think I’ll do one for my NiP.
And another announcement:
My piece on Anna Pou, MD made it to Mike’s Blog Roundup, woo-hoo! I’m already sucking up my fifteen minutes of fame.
D.
You like me, you really like me!Sorry, wrong speech. I’d like to thank members of the Academy, etc, etc, but mostly the late Theodor Geisel, part of whose oeuvre I shamelessly adapted.On the subject of prizes, the last time I won anything on a blog (one of Miss Snark’s contests, as it happens) shipping the prize proved a real nightmare, so I would like to suggest that Doug finds some deserving person to pass the prize on to. Perhaps Mrs Duggar could do with a few childrens’ books – I wonder what your readers (as opposed to Mrs Duggar) would consider suitable ones?
Did I mention that I won one of Miss Snark’s contests?
That is funny – bravo Stephan!!!
Mine would have said ‘Just Say No’
Thanks for blogwhoring yourself, Stephen. I wanted to use that URL to highlight “brilliant”, but I couldn’t find it anywhere.
Perhaps I should send the sex lube and condoms to Jim Bob Duggar?
Anyway, if you send me an email, I could probably get a Barnes and Noble gift certificate routed your way. Fair is fair, man. You won the effing contest.
Hmm. Well, literally, Jim Bob won the effing contest, but that’s another story.
The Duggars are STILL ON TV. Can you believe it? They run those programs incessantly: Raising 16 Children, Moving In, and even the old Fourteen Children and Pregnant Again. Am I the only one who is REALLY SICK of the Duggars? And hey, where’s #17– must be poor old Michelle is getting worn out.
I stopped watching those programs . . . but I love it when they air, because they usually bring me new readers. Speaking of which, welcome!
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