Balls and Walnuts
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Blue ovaries
In the comment thread to this post, Vanessa writes:
CAN GIRL’s GET BLUE BALLS OR IN OTHER WORDS †BLUE OVARIES�? I HAVE HEARD OF IT BUT I DONT KNOW IF ITS A PROVEN FACT…
I know you can “knock” an ovary by rough-housing it during a pelvic exam. Supposedly, the effect is equivalent to getting kicked in the nads. But will prolonged arousal sans orgasm result in the femme equivalent of blue balls?
My first thought: how the hell should I know?
My second thought: you may not know, but some of your XX readers might.
Comments?
D.
Douglas, this comes from Discovery Health:
“Men are not alone in experiencing the discomfort of unrelieved vasocongestion. Women’s genitals also become engorged with blood during sexual arousal and, like their male counterparts, women can experience pelvic heaviness and aching if they do not reach orgasm.”
All very interesting; but alas, no one here is fessing up to any unpleasant vasocongestive experiences. Guess I’ll have to get my cheap thrills elsewhere.
Thanks, Cap’n.
Damn right we’re not fessin’ up, Doug. That’s because all of your women readers know how to get off on their own! (not to put too fine a point on it, but still…) As I said to one girlfriend who was contemplating an affair, “Hey, I can have great sex by myself. The absolute last thing I need is one more man to take care of.”
Well, the Captain and I will take care of you eventually, tho not in the way you might wish… ;-D
I’ve never had any troubles of aches or discomfort from not getting the full hoo-hah aside from dull disappointment and soggy knick-knacks.