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Blue Gal speaks
Blue Gal is on vacation and she still found time for me. Is that a pal or what? On top of that, she’s a dead ringer for Angelina Jolie (just check out her blog and you’ll see what I mean) AND she has the right politics AND she has the world’s largest panty collection.
About the panties. Blue Gal shows only “disembodied” panties, as she calls them, because she wants to engage men’s BIG brains and not their little ones, or so she says. Here at Balls and Walnuts, however, I have no qualms about showing panties as God intended them — being worn, damn it. Thus:
Here’s Blue Gal.
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Doug has given all of us “serious political bloggers,” heh, a lovely opportunity to, as guest bloggers, let our collective hair down over here at Balls and Walnuts. Thanks, Doug.
Usually at Blue Gal, I’m pontificating about an Atlantic Monthly article on Roe v. Wade, or at least holding forth on why anyone would buy a pint glass with Hillary Clinton’s chocolate chip cookie recipe on it. All this interspersed with disembodied novelty panties. Works for me.
Since Doug occasionally blogs about television (I don’t have one) and also about sex, and also has the occasional fearful meme, I offer the following poll-type question for his readers:
‘Kay, which is the gayest moment in the history of television? My nominations:
1. Clay Aiken sings Elton John’s “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me” for Ryan Seacrest and impersonator boy on American Idol Five’s finale.
2. Ryan Seacrest and Anderson Cooper should get a room while Nicole Richie giggles on Larry King Live.
Maybe it’s not fair that both clips feature Ryan Seacrest. Maybe.
Leave your own nomination or vote in comments.
— Blue Gal
My vote goes for any Guys Gone Wild video.
Wikipedia understands the intended market.
I’ll be guestblogging for Blue either today or tomorrow.
Whenever you get around to it, Jurassic. I’m around, and posting the don’t sugarcoat it follies as they come in.
Doug, that photo is wrong on so many levels, so of course I love it.
See you soon!
O, I be goin’ for ‘Gay’ Aiken, m’Lass! Th’double whammy of “I’m not gay…” with bein’ so obviously gay singin’ a song about ‘goin’ down’ combine t’make this th’gayest moment ever–if we be usin’ th’examples ye gave us.
Hey, give Douglas a ‘head noogie’ for me while he’s there an’ tell th’lad that I sent him two emails with me article in it, but since it may have been too cryptic for him or maybe he thought I be spam like Blogger, who knows where it went?
Anyway, I have his security locks ready t’be picked in order t’post on July 5th. He seemed a mite concerned as t’whether this lesbian Pirate Queen would show…give him an ‘Indian Rub Burn’ for me for that lack of confidence in th’ Cap’n. An’ then tell him I love ’em. 😉
Any given edition of the Tony Awards.
Normally my vote for “Gayest Ever” would go to anything with Clay Aiken in it (I still can’t convince my mom he’s gay,) but my DSL is on the fritz and I am using dial-up today and there were a lot of freeze-frame moments when I watched the CNN clip. At one point, near the end there was a split screen moment when I could practically see the cartoon bubbles over their heads. Ryan Seacrest was all “Oh, Andy, you’re sooooo dreamy.” Anderson Cooper’s face said “Come here, damnit. Now. I must have you!”
I might have missed that if not for the lame dial-up connection. I therefore vote for the more subtle, but powerful #2.
Interesting how both options involve Ryan Seacrest.
Yeah it’s that moment when Seacrest says to Andy, “love the shooooow.” and makes a little pout. And Andy’s eyebrows go up just a little and he says thanks sub-votto and gee, why doesn’t he have a drinkie in front of him so he can look away and play with his swizzle stick but instead he must look straight, huh, into the camera?
The only moments I can nominate are from the food channel or ESPN. I can see I miss out on some Amazing Things.
Still when the chairman yells Haute Cuisine (or Allez Cuisine?) it sends a chill down the spine.
This guest blogger thing is fun.