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Thirteen vocabulary words or phrases
I suspect there’s a theme here, but for the life of me, I don’t see it.
1. Frottage Here and below, definitions are from Wikipedia:
Frottage is normal sexual activity without penetration that can include any form of sexual rubbing, whether naked or clothed, for arousal or orgasm.
This includes such activities as frot, tribadism, and axillary intercourse (“putting the penis in the other person’s armpit”). See link above for details. See also The Princeton Rub (those madcap Ivy Leaguers, what will they get up to next?)
Example: We had to get rid of our Chihuahua, Max, as he greeted strangers with entirely too much frottage.
Hospital life
As promised, here’s a photo of me unselfishly guinea-pigging myself for the greater good:
It’s a good thing I’m not a colorectal surgeon. I couldn’t show those photos. (Does that mean I have limits after all?)
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‘Kay, so I got rid of the rest of this post because (A) I have a sneaking suspicion certain hospital folks lack a sense of humor (not you, Leann) and (B) making jokes about elderly, demented people is probably in poor taste. Even for me. Consequently, noxcat’s comment below no longer makes sense.
In any case, I’ve posted my 13, so you have plenty of other tasteless things to keep you occupied.
D.
Word of the week
From Wikipedia:
Disinhibition can mean:
- Loss of inhibition, as through the influence of external stimuli such as drugs or alcohol, or as a result of brain damage.
- Unrestrained behavior resulting from a lessening or loss of inhibitions or a disregard of cultural constraints.
“Please know from my heart that I am not an anti-Semite. I am not a bigot. Hatred of any kind goes against my faith.”
Drunk.
Lunatic.
Anti-Semite.
Add to the list:
Liar.
Hypocrite.
And to think I used to keep a poster of him (as the Road Warrior) on my wall during college. Mel, I thought you were cool. I was such a dumbass.
D.