Thirteen vocabulary words or phrases

I suspect there’s a theme here, but for the life of me, I don’t see it.

1. Frottage Here and below, definitions are from Wikipedia:

Frottage is normal sexual activity without penetration that can include any form of sexual rubbing, whether naked or clothed, for arousal or orgasm.

This includes such activities as frot, tribadism, and axillary intercourse (“putting the penis in the other person’s armpit”). See link above for details. See also The Princeton Rub (those madcap Ivy Leaguers, what will they get up to next?)

Example: We had to get rid of our Chihuahua, Max, as he greeted strangers with entirely too much frottage.

2. Skene’s glands

(also known as the lesser vestibular or paraurethral glands) are glands located on the upper wall of the vagina, around the lower end of the urethra. They drain into the urethra and near the urethral opening. The location of the Skene’s glands is also known as the Gräfenberg spot or G-spot; the general area is the urethral sponge. The Skene’s glands are homologous with the prostate gland in males.

Some believe that the Skene’s glands are the source of female ejaculation.

Example: Marvin considered it of paramount importance that his bride-to-be have a whopping huge set of Skene’s glands.

3. Pegging

Eh. See for yourself.

Example: Barney’s girlfriend talked him into a wax job, but he drew the line at pegging.

4. Bremelanotide

(formerly PT-141) is the generic term for a new medication for use in treating sexual dysfunction in men (erectile dysfunction or impotence) as well as sexual dysfunction in women (sexual arousal disorder). It seems to be the first real aphrodisiac. Unlike Viagra and other related medications, it does not act upon the vascular system, but directly increases sexual desire. Bremelanotide is a spray introduced nasally.

Example: Ginny Sue asked, “Does anyone know where I can score me some Bremelanotide?”

5. Baculum

is a bone found in the penis of most mammals. It is absent in humans, equidae, marsupials, lagomorphs, and hyaenas, amongst others.

. . . Examples of animals with a penile bone include rats, dogs and walruses.

Example: Put your baculum back in your pants. PLEASE.

6. Inflation fetishism Now this is too weird:

Inflation fetishism, also known as expansion fetishism, is the sexual attraction to the expansion of certain body parts, usually the breasts, buttocks and belly, sometimes to the extent that the subject becomes completely spherical except for her head, hands and feet. Such expansion, in practice or in fiction, may be caused by the body parts filling with air, water, blueberry juice, food, or essentially any fluid.

Since the nature of inflation fetishism is hard to accomplish in reality, most fetishists enjoy this unusual fetish on a purely imaginary level, resorting to morphed photographs, drawings, and stories to fulfill their desire.

Example: Mr. Samuels, a Violet Beauregarde fan, is presently receiving treatment for his inflation fetishism.

7. Retifism

Shoe fetishism, also known as retifism (after Nicolas-Edme Rétif), involves being fixated on shoes or other footwear to the extent it may interfere with sexual expression.

See also foot fetishism.

Example: Ferdinand loved Imelda for her retifism.

8. The Buggery Act of 1533 Heaven knows if anyone needed the law, the British did:

The Buggery Act was a sodomy law adopted in England in 1533 during the reign of Henry VIII, and was the first legislation against homosexuals in the country. The law defined buggery as an unnatural sexual act against the will of God and man. In practice, this has almost always been applied to sex between men, especially anal sex.

The Buggery Act was piloted through Parliament by Thomas Cromwell. The Act made buggery (with man or beast) punishable by hanging, a penalty not finally lifted until 1861. Some have suggested that bestiality was specifically included because of the fear of hybrid births.

Example: Senator Brownback has endorsed legislation which would revive the Buggery Act of 1533.

9. Binbin-daze

From the Japanese Sex Slang page:

“Binbin-daze” is an affectionate name meaning “Mr. Boing Boing” in reference to a young man’s penis that is always on the verge of erection.

Example: Legendary adult movie actress Tiffani Tide said, “Three binbin-dazes at one time? Beats bukkake any day of the week.”

10. Hogtie bondage

The hogtie, when used in sexual bondage play, is a bondage position involving the tying of a person’s wrists and ankles in some form behind their back, in order to restrain them, possibly for further BDSM play.

Example: When paparazzi discovered her as the hogtie bondage bottom with actor Wallace Shawn, Ann Coulter’s status as rightwing crank was severely diminished.

11. Gaydar

Gaydar (a portmanteau of gay and radar) is the intuitive ability to determine whether another person is gay, bisexual, or otherwise not heterosexual.

Example: “I’m so confused,” said Simone. “Most of the guys at this party fall below my gaydar.”

12. Himbo

himbo (plural himbos)

1. (derogatory slang) A physically attractive man who lacks intelligence; the male equivalent of a bimbo.

Example: “Have you met Walnut? The man is such a himbo.”

13. NRB

1. (slang) No Reason Boner, an erection which occurs without intended stimulation.

Example: For many years, NRBs plagued Mahatma Gandhi.

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