Who would have thought . . .

this

could lead to this

Ignoring that brief Crooks and Liars spike, I had been averaging 300 to 400 hits a day for a long time; and then, the search engines discovered my (wondrous and beautiful) cameltoe post. Now I’m topping 600 hits a day, mostly because of the public’s insatiable desire for more cameltoe.

And what’s not to like about cameltoe?

You know, sometimes I get discouraged by life; I guess all of us do. But when I do, I meditate on the MooreToeรขโ€žยข, and I think, Boy, you’re gonna make it after all.

D.

4 Comments

  1. noxcat says:

    Ahhhh…Mary Tyler Moore…she’s my hero. She’s put her diabetic self through far more abuse than I ever have, and she’s still alive! ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Walnut says:

    Really? She’s into self-abuse?

    Sorry. Couldn’t resist. But Mary was one of my early crushes, once upon a time. She was just so sweet.

  3. Erin O'Brien says:

    The male fascination with the pudendum never ceases to amaze me.

    To all you girls with penis envy, I say this: Darlings, you have one of these. With it, you can get as many of those as you want. Now go on and collect a few.

  4. Walnut says:

    Clothed, unclothed, furry, shaven, it’s all good ๐Ÿ˜‰