Olbermann suspended

Today, Countdown host Keith Olbermann was suspended indefinitely, ostensibly due to political donations which were made without permission of the network:

Olbermann acknowledged the donations in a statement to Politico, saying he gave the maximum legal donation of $2,400 to Arizona Reps. Raul Grijalva and Gabrielle Giffords and Kentucky Attorney General Jack Conway, who waged an unsuccessful campaign for the U.S. Senate against Tea Party standard-bearer Rand Paul.

Said MSNBC President Phil Griffin, “I became aware of Keith’s political contributions late last night. Mindful of NBC News policy and standards, I have suspended him indefinitely without pay.”

Apparently not all that mindful. The relevant rule is that Olbermann was supposed to have asked permission. Joe Scarborough donated to Republicans but he asked permission. However — and here I’ll defer to Jed Lewison at Daily Kos:

It’s implausible that the issue here is that Olbermann didn’t ask permission. First, the policy in question doesn’t appear to apply to MSNBC — it’s for “impartial journalists” on NBC News’ staff, and nobody would claim Olbermann or Scarborough are impartial. They are opinion show hosts.

You can sign the petition to reinstate Keith here.

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Hey, he always was the best crewmember

Go, George!

Hat tip to Lyvvie.

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Well America, I hope you’re happy now.

GOP evicts Democrats from House Majority.

But at least now I have my Governor Brown back 🙂

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Dead souls

I’ve rediscovered Joy Division. Probably like many folks, it was through their song Love Will Tear Us Apart. But while listening to their greatest hits album, I heard the oh-so familiar Dead Souls . . . and remembered it from The Crow. Nine Inch Nails did a cover of it for the movie.

Here’s Joy Division’s original:

And here’s Reznor’s cover:

Whole lot of sadness and pain in those lyrics. Joy Division’s lead singer, Ian Curtis, killed himself not long after recording this song. He was troubled with major depression and poorly controlled epilepsy, and his wife Deborah (whom he had married as a teenager) had recently asked him for a divorce. He hung himself in their kitchen and was discovered by Deborah the next day.

As for Reznor’s cover, The Crow is, I think, one of the best comic book-to-movie adaptations out there. Intense, creepy, and poignant — too poignant, really, since it was Brandon Lee’s last movie. Lee died for stupid reasons:

Because the movie’s second unit was running behind schedule, they decided to make dummy cartridges (cartridges that outwardly appear to be functional but contain no propellant or primers) from real cartridges by pulling out the bullets, dumping out the propellant and reinserting the bullets. However, the team neglected to remove the primers, which, if fired, could still produce just enough force to push the bullet out of the cartridge and into the barrel (a squib load). At some point prior to the fatal scene, the live primer in one of the improperly constructed dummy rounds was discharged by an unknown person while in the pistol, leaving the bullet stuck in the barrel.

This malfunction went unnoticed by the crew, and the same gun was later reloaded with blank cartridges and used in the scene in which Lee was shot. When the first blank cartridge was fired, the stuck bullet was propelled out of the barrel and struck Lee in the abdomen, lodging in his spine.

. . . putting a halt to what might have been a brilliant career. (Watch the movie. He has talent and screen presence to burn.)

The Wikipedia article on Lee goes on a bit about a quote Lee used, just a few days prior to his death, from Paul Bowles’ The Sheltering Sky. That quote is now inscribed on Lee’s tombstone:

Because we don’t know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can’t even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, or five times more? Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless…

Getting back to Dead Souls, the name derives from the novel of the same name by Nikolai Gogol. Gogol’s protagonist hatches a scheme requiring him to “purchase” dead serfs from the local citizenry. The citizens are freed of a tax burden, and the protagonist acquires a stable of “dead souls” whom he intends to exploit in a get-rich-quick scheme.

The lyrics to Joy Division’s Dead Souls are by no means clear, but they do hint at a historical sensibility. I think the song is about not just the dead, but the victims of history, those who were abused by power. And the fact that souls keep on calling me suggests the restlessness we attribute to the ghosts of the unsettled dead.

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They keep getting . . . older?

Our first inkling that this was a different sort of Halloween came when Jake answered the door for our first trick-or-treaters, and we could hear a very bass TRICK OR TREAT shaking the windows. Okay, that’s hyperbole, but the point remains we had an older crowd tonight. And I’m not talking high school students.

We live near Cal State Bakersfield. At least half of our trick-or-treaters were college students. And while I have no objection to feeding starving students (nor do I mind the sight of voluptuous trick-or-treaters), still, I was speechless when one young woman asked if I had anything microwaveable. Because, you know, we live in the dorms.

My first thought was, What, you want a Lean Cuisine? But I merely stammered something like No, all we have is junk food.

Only later did I think that I might have pointed out: Really no reason why you can’t microwave those Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

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Me, royalty

Okay, another dream.

As usual, my whole waking life has been compartmentalized, zipped up, locked away. The fact that the princess looks suspiciously like my audiologist from Santa Rosa, or that the friend who offers to loan me his corduroy jacket happens to be my best friend/partner from residency — none of that matters. This is a Doug I do not know, a first or second year med student too concerned with some late-arriving textbooks from Amazon to obsess over a date with royalty.

It’s more than a mere date. We’re engaged. The marriage is imminent. I’ve survived the rehearsal dinner, which oddly enough preceded the wedding by more than a few days, and now I’m to participate in another dinner, attended by the Queen-to-be (I will be — what do you call it — her consort?) and her top advisers. It’s a different sort of rehearsal dinner wherein my intellect may well be on stage; it will culminate in an exchange of wooden rings polished smooth by generations of blue-blooded newlyweds, followed by yet another rehearsal, my first bedding of the princess, conducted prior to the exchange of vows I suppose to ensure survival of the bloodline.

Only problem is, I’ve been too focused on the events of the day (my classes, perhaps a test or two, my missing books from Amazon) to pay much heed to the evening, and as the hour approaches I find I’m dressed in sneakers, shorts, and an old tee-shirt. No way Ill have time to make it home and change into a suit, and I know that on the grand scale of unforgivability, no-showing this dinner will rank much worse than down-dressing. Not by much, perhaps. But I really have no other option, I have to be there. Now.

I pass my friend on the way to the dinner and he sees I’m in a panic. There’s a quick exchange of information, but he doesn’t have a suit squirreled away in his car. He does have a corduroy jacket, an old rough thing good for keeping a body warm but not high-ranking on the style spectrum. A hair better than my tee-shirt. But the effect of the heavy jacket with my Bermuda shorts is ridiculous, so I go to my doom with the clothes on my back.

She’s on the steps with her entourage and she’s the picture of elegance, looking every bit like a woman who would lead or at least provide a remarkably attractive figurehead for a nation. She didn’t dress down for this dinner. And to her credit, she seems far less bothered by my appearance than I am. “I can go run and change into a suit,” I tell her, knowing well that I can’t do that without delaying dinner for the better part of an hour, but she smiles and says, “Oh, no, I like your furry legs!” and that’s that.

Maybe that’s my place in this whole affair. The royal line is too inbred and they need some new blood. Swarthy Jewish blood with short hairy legs.

As if to confirm this suspicion, the first course is an appetizer of chopped liver. Meanwhile, one of the princess’s advisers is arguing with another adviser about some common-wisdom advice on nutrition and dieting. They turn to me, the medical student, to settle the dispute, and I’m in a sudden cold sweat: Don’t you know they teach us nothing about nutrition in med school? But I bluster my way through an explanation, sure I’m failing this test — I’m a font of stammers and incomplete sentences and self-contradictions. I’m a bag of rough edges. All the while, my betrothed beams at me.

Waking up, I realize that my stylelessness and lack of Windsor polish is precisely what she wants in a consort.

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I’ve been plagiarized!

Or is it plagiarised? I always have trouble with that. My spell check says z, not s.

Hat tip to new reader Andrea, who somehow figured out that this article on EmpowHER is a pretty thinly disguised regurgitation of this article on my website (which also appeared on allHealth.com, and may still be up there for all I know). The author has added a great deal of editorial input, thus justifying her byline. My “Mumps, for example,” has become “For example mumps.”

I’ve written to the website’s feedback email addie . . . we’ll see if anyone replies.

In other news, I finished Jonathan Lethem’s Motherless Brooklyn tonight, and WOW. Here’s a protagonist that keeps living when the book is done. I keep picking it up, rereading the ending, bits from the beginning; but nothing I do is going to make Lethem write a sequel. Motherless Brooklyn was pubbed in 2000, so if Lethem hasn’t written a sequel yet, I don’t know that he ever will.

Per Wikipedia, there’s a film in the works:

A film adaptation of the book, set in the 1950s, is in development and is planned to be released in 2013; Edward Norton will direct, adapt, and star in the film.

Ugh. 2013? Anything could happen between now and 2013. And who’s Norton going to play in this? I hope he’s smart and casts himself as Frank Minna, the father-figure who ends up dead at the end of Chapter One. I can buy Norton as Minna. I can’t buy Norton as Lionel, the Tourette’s-afflicted protagonist.

In still other news, our Giants are walking away with game one of the World Series.

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Just because.

Never fails to choke me up.

So, is there anybody out there?

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The City & The City

The City & The City by China Miéville, 2009. I’ve perhaps mentioned once or twice that China Miéville has left me cold. I couldn’t finish King Rat or Perdido Street Station, and after dropping cash on those two books only to be disappointed, I’d kind of put him off my radar. I’m not sure what led me to check up on him again after all these years, but I’m glad I did. The City & The City was a great read — a technically proficient hardboiled mystery and also a provocative fantasy (or anti-fantasy, an idea Miéville kicks around in the end-of-book interview).

The conceit is that two cities, Beszel and Ul Qoma, coexist in the same space. This is far more a psychological separation than a physical one, however, since there are areas which are purely one or the other, and areas where the two interleave. From an early age, denizens of either city are taught to un-see the cars, pedestrians, and buildings of the other city. To screw up — to breach, in the novel’s parlance (think “breach of etiquette”) risks invoking a police force that exist hidden from both cities: the aptly named Breach.

Our first person narrator is Inspector Tyador Borlú of the Extreme Crime Squad, a Beszel native investigating the murder of a young woman whose body, we soon learn, has been transported from Ul Qoma and dumped in Beszel. This should be a clear case for Breach, and Borlú would like nothing better than to make his case for Breach and wash his hands of the case. But of course others have different plans.

The prose at times is often spare to a fault, but lush at other times, and full of idiomatic and dictional oddities that suggest translation from another language. Miéville’s comments indicate emulation of Raymond Chandler, but I think Hemingway may be a more apt comparison. Borlú’s a likable enough protagonist, but we’re given precious little window into his thoughts beyond the working of the case. Chandler’s Marlowe was far more revealing: we knew the man’s value system, after all, and I’d argue that if we didn’t, he wouldn’t be Marlowe. Borlú wants to see justice done, but aside from that, I don’t know what he wants out of life.

That quibble aside, Miéville has done some remarkable world-building, and his characters live and breathe, and his plot is as well crafted as any jigsaw puzzle. What more could you want? Yes, I wish I cared more about Borlú. Emotional distance must have been a conscious decision on Miéville’s part since it would have been easy enough to humanize the man.

Oh, and Miéville didn’t answer every last question his novel raised . . . which would be fine if he intended a sequel, but his interview discusses only the possibility of prequels. But I guess I don’t need to know everything, since the mystery itself was explained in full.

Now I’m wondering whether to go back to Miéville, perhaps give him a chance with his new book Kraken, which seems to be an homage to H. P. Lovecraft. Guess that’s what Amazon’s “Look Inside” function is good for, right?

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At least part of the allure

In retrospect, I took a haphazard approach to writing. My goals varied with the season or with my current project: finish a novel, get something published, get something published in print, get a novel published. I’ve managed all but the last and I know (mostly from reading Kate’s blog) that even if I succeeded at that, it wouldn’t end there, it would likely never end.

So I’m goofing around trying to kill three hours while Jake satisfies a bit of his school’s community service requirement. While he runs a concession at a local church fair, I’m in an old Woolworth’s. Still sports the name but inside, they’ve converted it into one of those multi-vendor antique stores. You know the type: they sell LPs and 45s, back issues of LIFE or Popular Mechanics, grandma’s china, great-great-grandma’s china, countless tchotchkes, tinder-grade furniture, pocket watches that don’t work, jewelry that has gone in and out of fashion a half dozen times since it was first crafted.

And books. Innumerable series of “great classics” — Ibsen, Voltaire, Flaubert. Hard cover first editions of the last thirty or forty years. And the only interesting thing, to me: musty brown-leaved fictions by authors long-dead and long-forgotten, with oddly boring names like Where Men are Men and Pandora Opens the Lid, or dog-eared pulps with Murder in the title. There may be some gems among them; who knows? If you tried to find the author on Wikipedia you’d likely be at a loss, and even the Amazon booksellers would probably scratch their figurative heads.

It seems to me that the desire to write would not stop at the success of publication. That merit badge would be shelved and another grander one desired: to be immortal. To not be the author of The High Cavalier’s Lady, but of Lady Chatterley’s Lover.

I don’t imagine this is every author’s dream; I’m sure some would be delighted simply to know financial success, to be able to make the pin money or, gasp, quit the day job. But no one does this who is not also a lover of great books and an appreciator of great writers. Can I be forgiven such a grandiose dream, even while struggling to write a daily blog? Well, it is what it is. You can’t censor your dreams.

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