Thirteen favorite movie quotes

Let’s make it fun. I give you the quote, you name the movie. I’ll list the answers in the comments. Here we go . . . easy ones first. Extra points if you can name the characters.

1. Leave the gun, take the cannolis.

2. Great balls of fire. Don’t bother me anymore, and don’t call me sugar.

3. Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go! (Hint: Shop smart. Shop S-mart.)

4. Mom, Dad! Don’t touch it! It’s evil!

5. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

6. Q: If you’re the Devil, why don’t you make the straps disappear? A: That’s much too vulgar a display of power . . .

7. Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? (Hint: What knockers!)

8. Q: If you wanted to prove your side was right, Gabriel, so badly, why didn’t you just ask Him? Why didn’t you ask God? A: Because He doesn’t talk to me anymore.

9. I can’t believe I have a bunch of dead people watching videos in my living room.

10. I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.

Can you do that one without a hint?

No?

Hint: I love you, Honey Bunny.

11. I’m your sister, I’m your sister!

12. My mom’s been fuckin’ a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

13. No tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.

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13 Comments

  1. Walnut says:

    Here are the answers. How did you do?

    1. The Godfather (Clemenza)
    2. Gone with the Wind (Scarlett)
    3. Army of Darkness (Ash)
    4. Time Bandits (Kevin)
    5. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
    6. The Exorcist (Regan and Karras)
    7. Young Frankenstein (Inga)
    8. The Prophecy (Daggett and Gabriel)
    9. Truly, Madly, Deeply (Nina)
    10. Pulp Fiction (Jules)
    11. Joe Dirt (Trailer gal — name?)
    12. Clerks (Randal)
    13. Hellraiser (Pinhead)

  2. Pat J says:

    I got Clerks and Pulp Fiction (without the hint). I really should’ve known Beetlejuice — hell, it was on TV last night.

    My 13 is up now.

  3. I got 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 12. And I needed those hints.

  4. Lyvvie says:

    I only got Beetlejuice. I need to watch more movies and read more books. This is starting to feeel like homework.

  5. trish says:

    I got Godfather, Army of Darkness, Beetlejuice, The Exorcist, Pulp Fiction, and Joe Dirt.

    Happy TT! Mine are up. 🙂

  6. Darla says:

    Roll, roll, in ze hay. Damn. I only got 1 & 7. Not fair, though, because half those movies I haven’t even seen.

  7. Scarlett says:

    I got 1 & 2, some of the others sounded familiar, but couldn’t place them. I know that I should have gotten Beetlejuice, Hellraiser, and Exorcist. I’m a scary movie freak. but with the help of one of my best friends, Godfather stuck in my head. And I can practically speak line for line of Gone With the Wind.

  8. Slams head into desk. I got like 5, maybe. I don’t watch that many movies. I knew #5 right away though. I love that film.

  9. PJ says:

    Wow. I got them all. I’ve watched too many movies. Time to get back to more writing or more jogging – but I need to “move away from the t.v.”

    LOL!

  10. Shelbi says:

    I didn’t get one of ’em! But I’ve only seen four of the movies, and all were several years ago [before kids… when my brain turned to jello. I haven’t been the same since].

    It depresses me no end that I used to have an excellent memory [almost photographic] and now I can’t remember whether I’ve had a shower or breakfast most days.

  11. M E-L says:

    1, 4, 7, 10. I need to get out less.

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