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Potpourri
Remember the old Jeopardy, the one that Art Fleming hosted? Not that icky new Jeopardy, with Alex “Smug is My Middle Name” Trebek, who delivers answers like, “This world is sometimes called the Red Planet” with a perfectly straight face. (Ugh. And the way he corrects contestants when they get the question wrong! Sure, Alex, like you would have known the answer if it wasn’t staring you in the face.)
Potpourri was the catch-all category on the old Jeopardy, and that’s the word that came to mind when I decided to spread tonight’s bit of blog love. Without further ado, let’s play Jeopardy!
A: This “demented” writer is hosting another book giveaway.
Q: Who is Demented Michelle? (Yup, another giveaway. Toss your hat into the ring.)
A: This “malicious” author dishes on sequels and sequelitis.
Q: Who is Tamara Siler Jones? (Doing it again, April 27.)
A: For top notch snark on the Puritans at RWA, check out this genre jockey.
Q: Who is Paperback Writer? (Still snickering about point #3.)
A: These “clever shrews” recently landed their very own Wikipedia page.
Q: Who are the Smart Bitches? (A: This is your current emotion. Q: Am I envious?)
And for $1000 . . .
A: Hands down the biggest time-eater on the web.
Q: What is You Tube?
G’night.
D.
Good evening, everyone. This is Simon Cowell. Jurassicpork was feeling a bit sorry for himself after the recent unpleasantness with Crooks and Liars and he fell so far behind that he had to prevail upon me for help. So this is to inform you that the new Assclowns of the Week: Simon Cowell Edition is now up.