Balls and Walnuts
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Here’s a Matrix I would have enjoyed.
The Muppet Matrix at YouTube. Excellent casting, with Kermit as Keanu Reeves, and Miss Piggy as Carrie-Anne Moss. Hat tip to YesButNoButYes.
From Best Week Ever, meet Wafah Dufour, Osama Bin Laden’s niece:
Terrorize me, baby.
Important followup: remember my post earlier this week about Tony Blair’s intimate conversations with God? Seems God is way pissed. Python Terry Jones reports. (Hat tip to Kate.)
And because I’m in that kind of mood, I went out in search of the Camel Toe song and discovered: the Camel Toe movie!
Oy. If I don’t get any this weekend, you’ll be reading my obit on Monday.
D.
PS: NEWS FLASH — SMART BITCHES GOOGLE BOMB ON BILL NAPOLI SUCCEEDS, BIG TIME!!! Go give Candy her well deserved congratulations.
OK, I have to say, while I liked the first Matrix movie*, I think that it, like most things in life, could have benefited from more Muppets in key roles. That was one of the funnier things I’ve seen on teh intarweb, I must say.
* But the sequels, man, someone shoulda stood up and said, “Um, no”.
The Python link was too much, Doc. Thanks. And, uh, good luck in the amorous prusuits. last w/e was my time in the sun, hopefully this w/e will be yours. In the meantime, check out the new MoDo article on my site, in which she breaks down the Dubai ports deal pretty accurately.
Here’s my recent favorite: a live action recreation of the Simpsons intro. So do some people have too much time on their hands, or are these things necessary to help grease the machinery of human existance?
That Simpsons video was very cute. I enjoyed that! My son’s p.o.’d that they didn’t get Marge’s hair right.