Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
I have a page on Amazon. You know what to do.
Here’s the Amazon link for Gator & Shark Save the World.
Here’s the Facebook post, modified to suit the blogging arena . . .
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So many reasons to buy my book:
1. I don’t publish crap. Ever. If you don’t believe me, Amazon has posted the first three chapters for you to sample.
2. I’m a first-time author. Somewhere in the Bible, “supporting first-time authors” is a major mitzvah. (Shouting this out on your blog? That’s a mitzvah, too, as is leaving glowing reviews at Amazon. The ancient Israelites were all about leaving glowing reviews at Amazon. The Ten Commandments God gave to Moses? 4.7 stars — a few Philistines voted.) And if you’re an atheist, well, atheists are into good deeds, too, right?
3. Guaranteed to make wingnut heads explode!
4. Low, low price of $3.99. Face it, you spend more than that whenever you go to Starbucks, and my book won’t turn into pee two hours after you buy it.
5. Best of all, the story and characters are ripping good.
If the price is a problem, I will be hosting a few free days. To be announced.
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Your blog is not dead! I have already lurked on the Amazon page and spent some time trying to decide if it was unethical to leave a review based on my reading of the previous version and not the final. Then I spent more time trying to see if I could find my Kindle (never used for reading) and download the final version. Then decided that I’m at the office to work and not think. Oh, wait! Don’t quote me on that.
End result – as usual some thinking, some dithering, no action. Yet.
Lucie: so, can I interest you in a copy of my book?
Kira: review! Please!!! The final version is only an improvement over the earlier draft.
I’m almost through the free trial and you know I’m gonna push “buy” when I get there. It’s good.
Great!