Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
What else I could have said last night
They’ll learn to regret giving me an audience . . .
In response to the “tell something that no one else in the room knows about you,” I might have, from least controversial to most, said
* I live to eat.
* I believe fervently in a higher power. Specifically, the power of a merger of the Academy and AVN Awards to enliven both ceremonies (hosted by Whoopi Goldberg and Rocco Siffredi!)
* I’m only in this Leadership Thingie to get material*.
* I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
Hopefully I won’t have to do this too many more times, because after “I live to eat,” I’m totally screwed.
D.
* Yeah, and that worked real well for my chiefdom at Mammon Coast Hospital.
I don’t think you can get away with the lesbian comment. My husband’s been saying the same thing for years and I’ve decided that for hetero men, it’s pretty much a given. 😉
Hmm . . . I’m willing to bet that a lot of gay women would take issue with being in the same pile as hetero men (you don’t see gay women waxing nostalgic over their farts, now, do you?)