Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Good drugs, and it all looks like ass to me
Got my throat scoped today. Worst part about it, they made me gargle Cetacaine, this nasty-tasting yellow crap that makes everything numb — lips, tongue, cheeks, throat. But it did the job. Not that I would remember if it DIDN’T do the job, since they also dosed me up with Versed, a wonderful drug for making people forget just about anything.
Seven hours later and I’m still pretty sleepy. I wonder if this means I’ll sleep well tonight? I kind of doubt it. My MO, usually, is to be exhausted as hell, dead on my feet, right up until the moment my head hits the pillow. Then I’m wired.
I didn’t get a video of my exam, but I imagine it went something like this:
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