Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Looking for fun, are we?
The Craigslist personals section is my daily dose of comics.
I’m an fun woman just out of a relationship and i just wants to let go and have some fun. I’m looking for a fun down to earth guy that have some fun with. No issues or hang ups. Just NSA fun. I have a thing for younger guys but any age is fine as long as you are goodlooking and in decent shape.
SEND PICS & STATS or NO REPLY!!!
Please be serious!!!!
I was good with this until the end. Please be serious? I thought you wanted FUN!
Still recovering from last week.
Still expecting (irrationally, now) the pager to go off.
D.
Stats? She want stats? Like what?
Testicle weight. Just heard on TV that a baleen whale’s nuts can each weigh a ton. Girl would do well not to get into bed with one of those.
My stats:
Beer consumption ratio – 0.79 liters/hour.
152 – (recipes in my head/full time residents of my house) * avg temperature in July
There, there’s some meaningful stats.
What, no batting average?
Oh that’s right. You’re Canadian. It would be a curling average.