Balls and Walnuts
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Feeling sluggish today
Remember the old (really old) Saturday Night Live skit about Puppy Uppers and Doggy Downers? I need some Puppy Uppers. One mug of coffee and too much Christmas chocolate to mention — well, it’s just not cutting it.
This day seems like it’s lasting forever.
Best line of the day:
I ask my pediatric patient if he has any more questions.
Patient: “Yeah. Where do kitties come from?”
Me: “Mama cats.”
Patient: “Cool!”
I thought about doing the old, “The mama cat and the daddy cat loved each other very, very much” routine, but then I would have started imitating cats having sex (“Rrooowerrrowr yeeeow rrowllllreeeeer yowelllrrowl!”) and someone would have reported me to the State Board for sure.
It’s only a matter of time.
D.
PS: Oy. I’ve been edged out of the BlogTopSites #22 spot by a blogger who posts shopping lists. Shopping lists.
Have you noticed more and more stores are advertising shopping “events”? Shopping is never an event.