Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Nope. Don’t believe it. Not one bit.
Kudos to Dr. Karen Weatherby, who has proven that staring at cleavage can add five years to a man’s life.
And now some funky formatting wherein the blockquote falls below the photo. Okay . . .
Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
SO, let me get this straight: next time I get caught doing this, I can claim it’s for my health?
D.
O.o riiiight
By this measure I am probably going to live to be 100.
So is there an equivalent for women?
Nox: yesssss. Riiight.
Dean: only 100?
Kira: Like porn much?