Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
If Amanda can procrastinate, so can I
Besides — it’s after 11. Too late to write anyway.
Also, I’m bummed. Amanda’s character has far better boobage than me. Just as well; if I were Amanda’s character, I’d never get anything done.
You are a Grassroots Activist. Anti-capitalist,
anti-patrist, anti-authoritarian, whatever,
you’re just fuckin’ anti. You probably tell
people you hate postmodernism, but that
assertion elides the complex interdependencies
among academic poststructuralism and
street-level activism. You don’t bathe
regularly (like hell I don’t!), and know at least one person who has
scabbies (that’s scabies, Nimrod).
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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D.
Hah! I’m a theory slut: You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the postmodernists, you collect avant-garde Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal articles for breakfast. You positively live for theory. It really doesn’t matter what kind, as long as the words are big and the paragraph breaks few and far between.
This is so unsurprising. Well, except for the Indonesian hiphop, but hey, I’m willing to try anything. Once or twice.
Yeah, I like my boobage better than yours too,Doug!
Yeah, that guy is as male-skank as it gets.