Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Is that a batliff in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
It doesn’t get much higher concept. Portland death metal band Stovokor insists they are Klingons, will only appear in public in full makeup, and — oh yeah — they sing in Klingon, too.
The fun starts at 0:31.
From their Wikipedia entry:
Occasionally the band take their personas too far. At a concert held at Lewis and Clark College in Portland, Oregon, lead singer pInluH HoD attacked a crowd member after a short exchange of insults.
Someone must have told pInluH HoD that his mother had a smooth forehead.
Um, I’m not kidding. That really is a Klingon insult. And pInluH HoD’s mother really does have a smooth forehead.
D.
Heroes →
Lives–I’d say they should go get some but they did. These people simply have alternate forms of life.
Did you ever query agent Colleen Lindsay? Or want to? You can do it by midnight tonight in 140 characters or less. See info at my blog, or hers for that matter.
Oh, gawd, like I can remember things like whom I’ve queried? 😉
140 characters? Does that mean Doug is finally on Twitter!?
I’ll twitter when someone explains to me WHY I should twitter.
My mother has a smooth forehead? My mother would pick her teeth with your bones and then tell me what a handsome and good warrior I am, as a good mother is known to do!
Also; “Hab SoSli’ Quch!” is the proper way to insult my mother! P’tak!
Well, you can follow people that tweet in Klingon. 😉
You can drive more traffic to your blog or website.